quasimodo

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Hugo: (Sarcastic chuckle) Heh, heh, heh...go scare a nun! Hey, Quasi! What's goin' on out there? A fight? A flogging?

Victor: A festival!

Hugo: You mean the Feast of Fools!?!

Quasimodo: Uh huh!

Hugo: All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese!

(Hugo makes farting noises in his armpit.)

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over 11 years
-adds several spices and vegetables to the pot- Mm, yes. So long as Gordan Ramsey doesn't show up, this should taste great!
gordon shows up and yells at you for like 2 hours. i end up being the most delicious crab you have Ever tasted, and will ever taste in your entire life. thx gordon
over 11 years
Here's a Human Sized Crab Pot filled with Boiling Water... Quasimodo, Will you be my dinner?
yes keppler. i will be your dinner. because i love u. hops into pot. make sure i am tasty i do not want this to be a waste
over 11 years
I'm hungry.
if you can find a human-sized-crab-sized pot and fill it with water and get it to boil i will hop in for you and let you feast on my delicious cooked crab body
over 11 years
I just realized you can poke people on here! -pokes-
u have opened my eyes to the world of poking. all hail dangertyde
anonymousover 11 years
I challenge you to a twerkoff
you have challenged the wrong crab my friend. prepare to be destroyed. after this you are never going to even consider thinking about possibly maybe twerking ever again. i will bury you in the ground with my twerks.

Achievements

1 / 10Gotcha!
1 / 10I'm Batman.
1 / 20Do No Harm
1 / 20Super Sleuth!
1 / 20He's Batman
about 6 years
Best halloween avi
about 6 years
YEAH I LIKE QUASIMODO
over 6 years
this profile loaded was i trolled?
over 6 years
yes yes
deletedover 6 years
u drive a hard bargain. i present u this counter negotiation.

i will not stop, but we will pretend that i did
over 6 years
homestucks welcome please accept me into your cult
over 6 years
over 6 years
I was benned and sandbox is deadbox :(
over 6 years
son I would also like to be on ur profile since I was nice enough to kill ur mom kidnap u and exploit u for child labor
over 6 years
son I know you’re resentful because your real mom was a ho who abandoned u but don’t take it on daddy Claude
over 6 years
im being bullied
over 6 years
incel quasimodo can't compete with chad gaston
over 6 years
son dont disrespec me be greatful i didnt drown u in a well and poison the whole citys water supply xoxo

ps ur deformed & ur ugly n these r crimes 4 with the world shows lil pity
over 6 years
i want three dollars but we cant all get what we want now can we
over 6 years
over 6 years
Lose some weight fatty from Arkansans
over 6 years
what is pop.png?
over 6 years
My good human being of which you have an y chromosome which defines your gender as “female,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.