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Hugo: (Sarcastic chuckle) Heh, heh, heh...go scare a nun! Hey, Quasi! What's goin' on out there? A fight? A flogging?

Victor: A festival!

Hugo: You mean the Feast of Fools!?!

Quasimodo: Uh huh!

Hugo: All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese!

(Hugo makes farting noises in his armpit.)

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Questions

over 11 years
-adds several spices and vegetables to the pot- Mm, yes. So long as Gordan Ramsey doesn't show up, this should taste great!
gordon shows up and yells at you for like 2 hours. i end up being the most delicious crab you have Ever tasted, and will ever taste in your entire life. thx gordon
over 11 years
Here's a Human Sized Crab Pot filled with Boiling Water... Quasimodo, Will you be my dinner?
yes keppler. i will be your dinner. because i love u. hops into pot. make sure i am tasty i do not want this to be a waste
over 11 years
I'm hungry.
if you can find a human-sized-crab-sized pot and fill it with water and get it to boil i will hop in for you and let you feast on my delicious cooked crab body
over 11 years
I just realized you can poke people on here! -pokes-
u have opened my eyes to the world of poking. all hail dangertyde
anonymousover 11 years
I challenge you to a twerkoff
you have challenged the wrong crab my friend. prepare to be destroyed. after this you are never going to even consider thinking about possibly maybe twerking ever again. i will bury you in the ground with my twerks.

Achievements

1 / 25Explosion!
over 5 years
im quasimodo
over 5 years
over 5 years
over 5 years
OH GOD. ALL I HAVE IS PEBBLES.
over 5 years
+K i finally got enough points omg
over 5 years
Do you need a place to stay?
over 5 years
OMG i played 10 games in main and sold myself out for karma JUST to comment on your profile and say thank u you are the best and i stan you so hard
over 5 years
hyped for 4,420 visitors
over 5 years
Son, did you know they're remaking our movie?

You're gonna be played by Olaf.
over 5 years
:(
over 5 years
over 5 years
+k i was duped but ur still cool
over 5 years
thanks for your constructive feedback, quasimodo! :)
almost 6 years
axe me daddy
almost 6 years
quasicooldude
almost 6 years
hi babie
almost 6 years
yes
almost 6 years
I think you're a really funny user and make nice jokes and i also t
almost 6 years
about 6 years
woof