When your mother first saw my dick:

Personality type: INTP

Dungeons and Dragons type: Chaotic Neutral Human Rogue

Political views: Apathetic with slight right-wing leaning economically and liberal leaning socially.

What I did last night: Fell in love with my imaginary friend and cheated on my imaginary wife with them.

> I am a Narcissist with slight tendency to flirt with myself in the middle of games. Please see my psychiatrist for advise on how to read me as town and scum. My psychiatrist is my imaginary friend and can only be contacted through worshipping me.