Question 1

almost 9 years

oh hell yes you survived another year, happy birthday nerd

Answer

ah yes, the big bad wolf has not found me just yet ;^)

Question 2

about 9 years

well actually it said 'concentrate and ask again' but I'm not an orange how do I concentrate

Answer

hasn't your mother taught you shapeshifting? smh

Question 3

about 9 years

I'm gonna ask my magic 8ball if you're nerdier than I am

Answer

go ahead it'll say ur the nerdiest nerd (pssst happy birthday friend! <3)

Question 4

about 9 years

no you are

Question 5

about 9 years

nerd^n

Answer

u r the biggest nerd