My name is Guadalupe Rivas. I am the division chief of the research and development section of Fiasco Enterprises, a company that specializes in world domination through social media. Some of our clients include the Illuminati, the Bilderburg Group, and the Zentradi.

As a scientist, it is my job to try many unorthodox strategies to judge their effectiveness. Thse strategies may include (but are not limited to): fake claims, delayed counterclaims, bussing, vigging n1, and various unusual ways of provoking reactions. Some people may be unaccustomed to the scientific process and may become frustrated with some of my tests. Those people are ignorant children and I'm not being paid to babysit. The experiments continue...