ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

almost 11 years
How did your photo shoot with Victoria's Secret go?
So well. They were even willing to put aside the preggo belly.
almost 11 years
When is our baby due?
Any day now. Everyone is shocked that I've managed to keep this rockin' hot body.
anonymousalmost 11 years
It seems that everyone just loves to hate you. Why is that.
It's probs because I'm so goddamn awesome.
anonymousabout 11 years
And to think, I was just about ready to profess my love for you. Oh well. Too late, huh.
It's never too late for true love. But yeah. Too late.
deletedabout 11 years
How do you answer a question that doesn't contain significant subject matter?
The same way you'd answer any other question. With lies and deflection.

Achievements

20 / 20Do No Harm
20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
8 / 10Scumhunter
deletedover 11 years
I was your 69th profile view.
over 11 years
+k'd to 8!
deletedover 11 years
Returned :P
over 11 years
+k to 6
over 11 years
+k'd to 6! c:
over 11 years
+k'd to 7!
deletedover 11 years
+k'd, return? xo.
over 11 years
+K to 2. :)
over 11 years
+k to 1! :)
deletedover 11 years
returned :)
over 11 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
over 11 years
You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.