ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
100
married to 
eYm1337
 
90,764
10
100
1179
1397wins1135losses127left
Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

TheGoodWine
MegamanMaverick
Britimus
CommanderPower
Tibbers
caels
kitogito
zachman32
PkmSilver
Arcolithe
 

Questions

eYm1337
almost 11 years
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in my van.
Okay, lemme try. Roses are red, violets are blue. Does this rag...smell like chloroform to you?
eYm1337
almost 11 years
Let's keep on bouncing babe, before the party's done with
Asparagus. GAME OVER.
eYm1337
almost 11 years
bounce like my checks did?
I'd never bounce when it comes to you, bby. Unless you mean dance style. Then all night long, duh.
eYm1337
almost 11 years
2 sexy 4 EM, get banned
Anything to be with you, lovah.
anonymousalmost 11 years
ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?
Proudly until my lover is back. BRING BACK eYM.

Achievements

20 / 20
Doctor
Do No Harm
20 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
20 / 20
Mafia
I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
8 / 10
Villager
Scumhunter
deletedover 11 years
I was your 69th profile view.
Satin
over 11 years
+k'd to 8!
deletedover 11 years
Returned :P
evo
over 11 years
+k to 6
legalmeth
over 11 years
+k'd to 6! c:
Kelly999
over 11 years
+k'd to 7!
deletedover 11 years
+k'd, return? xo.
LuvsDrama
over 11 years
+K to 2. :)
Nicolas
over 11 years
+k to 1! :)
deletedover 11 years
returned :)
ImmaModel
over 11 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
LEmental
over 11 years
You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.