ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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eYm1337
 
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Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

TheGoodWine
MegamanMaverick
Britimus
CommanderPower
Tibbers
caels
kitogito
zachman32
PkmSilver
Arcolithe
 

Questions

anonymousover 11 years
Are you real?
Lawl, are you suggesting that you have a mind that could create me? You don't. I'm real, for your pleasure and entertainment.
anonymousover 11 years
u ever sucked a dick?
Yeah, dude, hasn't everyone? Don't get excited though. I won't be sucking yours.
anonymousover 11 years
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!!
That's so effin sweet. If I somehow was brought back to life, I'd bust you out and kill all the motha fukers that fuked with you in jail. True story. Real facts.
deletedalmost 12 years
WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?
No way of knowing, man. That's just how it is.

Achievements

2 / 30
Janitor
Oxyclean
1 / 25
Lawyer
Objection!
1 / 10
Disguiser
Guys, I'm so Obvious.
1 / 15
Sheriff
New Sheriff in Town
deletedalmost 12 years
I was your 69th profile view.
Satin
almost 12 years
+k'd to 8!
deletedalmost 12 years
Returned :P
evo
almost 12 years
+k to 6
legalmeth
almost 12 years
+k'd to 6! c:
Kelly999
almost 12 years
+k'd to 7!
deletedalmost 12 years
+k'd, return? xo.
LuvsDrama
almost 12 years
+K to 2. :)
Nicolas
almost 12 years
+k to 1! :)
deletedalmost 12 years
returned :)
ImmaModel
almost 12 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
LEmental
about 12 years
You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.