ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
100
married to 
eYm1337
 
90,764
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1397wins1135losses127left
Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

TheGoodWine
MegamanMaverick
Britimus
CommanderPower
Tibbers
caels
kitogito
zachman32
PkmSilver
Arcolithe
 

Questions

anonymousover 9 years
I've always admired how well you play. You're always composed and fun to play with. I hope you have a wonderful birthday :)
Aww, you sweet heart. Thanks.
anonymousover 9 years
EYM is a SLUT
Good, I like 'em easy.
Wolfy
almost 10 years
Your commandments are words to live by.
I agree.
eYm1337
about 10 years
Bby, let's fuck?
Bby, right now.
anonymousover 10 years
hai bby, u want cheat?
Depends on what we're cheating on.

Achievements

2 / 30
Janitor
Oxyclean
1 / 25
Lawyer
Objection!
1 / 10
Disguiser
Guys, I'm so Obvious.
1 / 15
Sheriff
New Sheriff in Town
deletedover 11 years
I was your 69th profile view.
Satin
over 11 years
+k'd to 8!
deletedover 11 years
Returned :P
evo
over 11 years
+k to 6
legalmeth
over 11 years
+k'd to 6! c:
Kelly999
over 11 years
+k'd to 7!
deletedover 11 years
+k'd, return? xo.
LuvsDrama
over 11 years
+K to 2. :)
Nicolas
over 11 years
+k to 1! :)
deletedover 11 years
returned :)
ImmaModel
over 11 years
+k'ed(: return? <3
LEmental
over 11 years
You are such a wonderful player to play with. SUPER NICE! Thank you.