ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."
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1397wins1135losses127left
Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

  1. Hostkilling is for b-words.
  2. Sacking is for baby back b-words.
  3. CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
  4. Cussing is for cool kids.
  5. Dicks are for sucking.
  6. Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Questions

over 11 years
How did your photo shoot with Victoria's Secret go?
So well. They were even willing to put aside the preggo belly.
over 11 years
When is our baby due?
Any day now. Everyone is shocked that I've managed to keep this rockin' hot body.
anonymousover 11 years
It seems that everyone just loves to hate you. Why is that.
It's probs because I'm so goddamn awesome.
anonymousover 11 years
And to think, I was just about ready to profess my love for you. Oh well. Too late, huh.
It's never too late for true love. But yeah. Too late.
deletedover 11 years
How do you answer a question that doesn't contain significant subject matter?
The same way you'd answer any other question. With lies and deflection.

Achievements

2 / 30Oxyclean
1 / 25Objection!
1 / 10Guys, I'm so Obvious.
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town
over 11 years
grats imperial
over 11 years
Omg thanks
over 11 years
Great run, you deserved gold, but silver is fine too! I hope you don't forget:http://www.epicmafia.com/setup/49746
over 11 years
Gratz on silver
over 11 years
Congratulations!
deletedover 11 years
Congratulations!
over 11 years
Grr. You infuriate me.
deletedover 11 years
Win that trophy, Impykins! :]
over 11 years
GET ON AND DONT CHOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over 11 years
I love hating you. It lets me troll without consequence.
deletedalmost 12 years
+k you helped me lynch mafia. thanks!
deletedalmost 12 years
Yeah, no problem. I usually try to be good with that stuff :p Also, fun playing with you today :3
deletedalmost 12 years
returned :)
almost 12 years
to 27!
deletedalmost 12 years
+k returned dearie!! *gives cookie*
almost 12 years
I gave you your kudo! im 15 hours late, but a kudo is a kudo.
almost 12 years
Lol okay I actually believed you for being cop and dom's ass almost made me vote for you. Sorry +k to 11 :)
almost 12 years
+K to 10.
almost 12 years
can you hammer this kudo?

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1598396/review

thanks :P
deletedalmost 12 years
Oooh yeah ;D +K.