Epicmafia

ImperialUnits

People are always lyk..."Imp, stop being so goddamn cool" and I'm always lyk "Nah."

100

married to

eYm1337

90,764

100

1179

1397wins1135losses127left

Competitive

ImperialUnits STILL has Commandments.

Hostkilling is for b-words.
Sacking is for baby back b-words.
CAPS LOCK EQUALS TRUTH.
Cussing is for cool kids.
Dicks are for sucking.
Apologize for nothing. Apologize to no one. Always-eth be-th an asshole-eth.

These are my Commandments. Follow them, my children.

Stickers

Friends (62)

Questions

anonymousalmost 10 years

I've always admired how well you play. You're always composed and fun to play with. I hope you have a wonderful birthday :)

Aww, you sweet heart. Thanks.

anonymousalmost 10 years

EYM is a SLUT

Good, I like 'em easy.

Wolfy

over 10 years

Your commandments are words to live by.

I agree.

eYm1337

over 10 years

Bby, let's fuck?

Bby, right now.

anonymousalmost 11 years

hai bby, u want cheat?

Depends on what we're cheating on.

Achievements

2 / 30

Janitor

Oxyclean

1 / 25

Lawyer

Objection!

1 / 10

Disguiser

Guys, I'm so Obvious.

1 / 15

Sheriff

New Sheriff in Town

Shmeur

almost 10 years

wait you can hop on the track that xela and i are doing we need a female on the hook?

dad

almost 10 years

it's me daddy

xela

almost 10 years

http://i.imgur.com/7FANgO2.gif

xela

almost 10 years

http://i.imgur.com/GsUvrGM.jpg ;_;

xela

almost 10 years

are we dating yet

xela

almost 10 years

my girlfriend

Satin

over 10 years

I missed you bby <3

Diabolik

over 10 years

I am fineee dear where are you? <3

Diabolik

over 10 years

Hey i didn't see you around lately :3
how are you?

ImperialUnits

almost 11 years

Get deleted, bitch.

deletedover 11 years

Hi! Just wanted to say that you're an excellent player, s'all.

eYm1337

over 11 years

#forevermine

eYm1337

over 11 years

#madlyinlove

deletedover 11 years

lol your commandments make me laugh

Zeus

over 11 years

Check your messages >:[

roketrun

over 11 years

+k'ed, return? :D

Katie

over 11 years

congratulations! :-)

kiara

over 11 years

CONGRATS MY DEAR U B STELLAR

Shini

over 11 years

You were great this round! Congrats!

cutiepahtootie

over 11 years

yayyyyy!!