i claim this page as my own *plants banner on floor (the banner is a mixture of fiery red and baby-skin pink [it's goatse - thee banner is goatse, only instead of a bloody arsehole there blazes, between the cheeks of the banner butt, the eye of sauron, "lidless, wreathed in flamme" (as descrrribed by saruman the white, whhen gandfal comes to seek his counsel in LotR:FotR)])* *begins posting millions and millins of comments* hahahhahahahahehehehheheheheh