Hi. I'm your nose. That's right. I have a whole life behind your back. When you sleep I jump off your face and hop over to the computer to play Epic Mafia. I also see this really cute nose in my freetime--you know that really hot guy down the street? Yeah, I'm in love with his nose. I'm hoping someday we can build a life together and have little nosey children. But when I can't see him, I go down to the kitchen and get high off spices. Yum!~ Ever done that before? It's sooooo much fun, man. You should try it.