Did someone say...MYSTERY?

Hey Witches, my name is Dlanor, and I hate every single one of YOU. All of you are evil, fraudulent, heretics who spend every second of their day performing stupid child's TRICKS. You are everything bad in the WORLD. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any FRIENDS? I mean, I guess it’s fun making people believe in magic because of your own INSECURITIES. But you all take to a whole new LEVEL. This is even worse than deriving pleasure off pictures of BEATRICE. Don’t be a STRANGER. Just hit me with your best THEORY. I’m pretty much PERFECT. I am Chief Inquisitor of Eiserne Jungfrau, and head executioner of WITCHES. What games do you play, other than lose to a witches board GAME? I also get red truthes, and have a extremely long SWORD. (It just executed; it was so FAST). You are all liars who should just kill YOURSELVES. Thanks for LISTENING. Picture RELATED: It is me and my TRUTH.