Hello there. Everyone calls me All, Allan, or Alland, although my real name is André, but I'm ok with that. You can call me Allan, I'm used to it anyway. The nickname comes from a song from P. J. Harvey.

Well, you see, I am a lot like you - just not as quite as heavy.

Kidding. I don't know if you're heavy or not, and I don't care, you can be heavy, it's alright. Heavy is a pretty word anyway. Reminds me of Heavy Rain, which is an awesome game. The second most awesome game there is.