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I am now retired from hosting. All hail JamalMarley my lord and savior. You're looking at the proud newest member of The Holy Church of Jamal.

Questions

anonymousalmost 7 years
Can Jamal save me from my crippiling depression and social anxiety?
Yee-eeee-eeee-eeeeeeeees.
almost 7 years
it's so sad that this is what you spend your time doing. i'm sure your parents and those around you, would be super embarrassed if they found out that this what you spend your time doing.
The time is close, my child. Thou shalt be SAVED!
anonymousalmost 7 years
There needs to be a holiday to celebrate the holy Jamal even more than normal. Which day would that be?
Each day is brand new and every day is a day that new life comes into existence and that is more reason to celebrate the source. Ja'al is much to GLORIOUS for just one day out of the calendar year.
anonymousalmost 7 years
So who is this "female" that deserves thine seed?
That is not public record. Those are in the classified files of the Church.
almost 7 years
it's so sad that this is what you spend your time doing. i'm sure your parents and those around you, would be super embarrassed if they found out that this what you spend your time doing.
Aaaaah---aaaaah. Yee-eeees. bitsy. I sentence you to... DELETION. DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE

Achievements

8 / 20Super Sleuth!
2 / 30Oxyclean
2 / 25Explosion!
2 / 20He's Batman
1 / 25Eye of the Beholder
over 13 years
pssh take your +K you homo