Life is a joke

if you sui while being lynched I hope your sister tells your dad you've been jerking off to cartoons

Young adult professional who screams at strangers in an internet java game about finding crime syndicates. I kick on request if it's someone I don't know.

Wait, is EM still Java or is it exclusively HTML now?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand EpicMafia. The scumhunting is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical psychology most of the strats will go over a typical player's head. There’s also the fool’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike EpicMafia truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the fool's existential catchphrase "Virgin here lynch me,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as lucid’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have an EpicMafia tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 8)