if dongs were made of chocolate would blowjobs be more popular because chocolate or less because people want to keep it to themselves?
they would melt.
anonymousabout 7 years
Hello my name is Emma and I hail from swizzerland. I have come to offer you 3 goats in exchange for your hand in marriage. If you accept my offer, meet me under the Statue of Liberty wearing nothing but a sock.
You are so angered that I am the greatest player to ever grace this or any mafia simulator and that I have awoken from hibernation to save the lobby that you are trying to kill with your poor attitude.
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