LesbianPirate

always looking for another laugh
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part of  family
 
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ill kill your dad


jaesti, cowboy

cowboy, ICouldBeYourDad

BennyWinter, stinky

dawson

Stickers

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Questions

almost 6 years
whatever happened to my friend
you took her with you when you left
almost 6 years
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
its not a story the jedi would tell you
almost 6 years
fuck you samantha
lets get into a fist fight
almost 6 years
whats it like being pretty
im rubber you're glue whatever you stay bounces off me and sticks to you
almost 6 years
help me i cant logout
you're here forever whether you like it or not

Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20He's Batman
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
2 / 30Oxyclean
almost 6 years
Gay..!
almost 6 years


nvm im a liar
almost 6 years
I would draw u but my imagination couldn't capture your beauty
almost 6 years


hi lesbian priate here is ur drawing i made ur u had a fat rip chambered up i hope my ellen joke isn't offensive i will change it if u want me to :)
almost 6 years
i miss and lub u chili queen
almost 6 years
you are a b itch
almost 6 years
have you noticed how egg farts are always the stinkiest? like legit the only time I've ever smelled a worse fart was when I drank a bunch of those little starbucks espresso shot cans right before work, not realizing that I was lactose intolerant. No joke after I let one of those silent, deadly lose, some coworker says 'daaaaaaamn, someone needs to drink some water.' She was right, yaknow, but damn, that stung. Ever since then, I've only had my coffee black. I hope you enjoyed my story; even though it had no pirates or lesbians, I'd like to think it was rather stinky.
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i love u no homo
almost 6 years
u shouldnt have screwed with an incel, now all my virgin buddies know exactly what u are. u damned turkey in disguise.
almost 6 years
thank you so much for everything
almost 6 years
ty<3 i appreciate you so much
almost 6 years
hi ily and I miss you
almost 6 years
banning volley is the reason we can't allow the gays to marry
almost 6 years
im in love wiyh you
almost 6 years
I can not. I can not on my DAUGHTERS birthday believe that you would sit there and use some crap like that. You are a bull face. I- I c- Disgusting! Disgusting! I havent talked to you in 3 days. You didn't campaign to me. You. You. I can not! Disgusting! Disgusting! I cant believe on my daughters birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this. You're- you are disgusting! Do you understand? That's fine because the public saw who I voted out. And it was you. And we'll get you out again. So that's cute. That's real cute. That's cute. That's cute. REAL CUTE
almost 6 years
I can not. I can not on my DAUGHTERS birthday believe that you would sit there and use some crap like that. You are a bull face. I- I c- Disgusting! Disgusting! I havent talked to you in 3 days. You didn't campaign to me. You. You. I can not! Disgusting! Disgusting! I cant believe on my daughters birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this. You're- you are disgusting! Do you understand? That's fine because the public saw who I voted out. And it was you. And we'll get you out again. So that's cute. That's real cute. That's cute. That's cute. REAL CUTE
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dotn worry i will protect you from wild yeti shan i love u stay worm
almost 6 years
ur going to end up in the mountains next bitc
about 6 years
the girl gamer and the gangweeder...a forbidden love story for the ages...
about 6 years
i like the avi