LesbianPirate

always looking for another laugh
20
married to 
stinky
part of 
The Kardashians
 family
 
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ill kill your dad

jaesti, cowboy

cowboy, ICouldBeYourDad

BennyWinter, stinky

dawson

Stickers

2

Friends (209)

Teacher2
DaddyZucc
shubham11mishra
stinky
sugarsnappeas
Iesbianpirate
LesblanPirate
sisty01
GoddessShan
martslytherin
 

Questions

Ignorancer
about 6 years
Lebanese Pirate
you come and go like the wind. the breeze is comforting
VictoriaKookie
about 6 years
what's your favorite memory?
the night i realized i found my soulmate
VictoriaKookie
about 6 years
I'm going to have that V.JJ song stuck in my head until the end of TIME but it's ok bc Ily <3
i love you too and i don't blame you it's very catchy
anonymousabout 6 years
Cause my best friend finna, she finna Ooh, go best friend That's my best friend, that's my best friend, (yas) (That's my best friend, that's my best friend) You better fuck it up, best friend won't you?
hol' up My bestie finna twerk (ayee) My bestie finna twerk (ayee) My bestie finna twerk (ayee)
anonymousabout 6 years
Are you YellowPear?
i hate the color yellow but i do enjoy pears

Achievements

20 / 20
Cop
Super Sleuth!
20 / 20
Gunsmith
He's Batman
20 / 20
Mafia
I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
2 / 30
Janitor
Oxyclean

Created Setups

Ozil
over 5 years
k+ for the best mod around.
clickflick22
over 5 years
ive been a very bad boy and i need to be spanked - for tax evasion
ZzFifthElementzZ
over 5 years
Stop being cute youuu! ;D <3
ZzFifthElementzZ
over 5 years
hi i love you bff <3
Milton1234
over 5 years
a mod who is always caring and fair towards users on the site deserves good karma. here is +k to 47 for a great mod.
stinky
over 5 years
this is for u lonely b itch
https://www.amazon.com/Strapless-Vibrator-Vibrating-HLPXA-TSHIRT/dp/B07NT6Y1L5/ref=sr_1_30?keywords=lesbian+toy&qid=1552212208&s=gateway&sr=8-30
ZzFifthElementzZ
over 5 years
hahahahahha! You carried us today bff <3 well done
mssbooklover
over 5 years
i want to be u when i grow up
mac
over 5 years
u are perfect. i love u so much
ZzFifthElementzZ
over 5 years
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You're so kind with words <3 she wants to give you some puppy hugs tooo :D
mac
over 5 years
cute bg
ZzFifthElementzZ
over 5 years
Your background is super cute! Like you x0 bff
ZzFifthElementzZ
over 5 years
congrats bff

ZzFifthElementzZ
over 5 years
Hi. You are cute!
ZzFifthElementzZ
over 5 years
Lemme join your fam. I can Jonathan or something, hah! <3
GoddessShan
over 5 years
how is your boyfriend gerald doing? you know... good ole ged?
ZzFifthElementzZ
over 5 years
A friend who shares their weed, is a friend indeed. But is more of a friend, when the friend gives weed and some alcohol too!
ICouldBeYourDad
over 5 years
I can be body slammed through the kitchen counter a table is an amateur
ZzFifthElementzZ
over 5 years
Let's get stoned together <3
ICouldBeYourDad
over 5 years
Nobody:

Lesbian Pirate:

I am a MESSY I live for lies and deceit tell your dad im coming over for dinner tonight and im gonna bodyslam him through the table.