LesbianPirate

always looking for another laugh
20
married to 
part of  family
 
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ill kill your dad


jaesti, cowboy

cowboy, ICouldBeYourDad

BennyWinter, stinky

dawson

Stickers

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Questions

almost 7 years
what if you ducttape the coins inside you so they cant escape
but then i would have to keep reapplying the tape it just wont work
almost 7 years
if i shake u can i hear the coins ratteling
if you beat me with a stick i'll spill them out like a pinata
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do u have a name or should i just call u mine
i'm wet
almost 7 years
if i get a sex change u want some f*ck?? asking for a friend :)
honey i would put a ring on it
almost 7 years
where do i insert the coins in ur vagina
i can take four at a time

Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20He's Batman
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
2 / 30Oxyclean
almost 6 years
Did you just address me in a third person?
almost 6 years
Ok anyways
almost 6 years
when i poop an hour from my now, i will name it Sam

i promise to take pictures
almost 6 years
You are a clam locked in a minimum security prison. Your goal is to turn the prison into a maximum security prison by becoming its first security guard and proceeding to do a remarkable job. But you are a clam. This goal is much too lofty for you. Your new goal is to create your own tiny prisons and trap any little guys who try to pick on ya in 'em. You will succeed.
almost 6 years
whats Tilikum doing on here
almost 6 years
<3 I'm glad I'm getting to know you all over again ^^
almost 6 years
We were successful too dammit!!
almost 6 years
i peed out my tampon
almost 6 years
you will always look like
bsms hairy leg to me
almost 6 years
I know a bunch of mods got nice comments but that doesn't make it any less genuine to me ty so much friend <3 it means a lot
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omg thank u i’m blushing ... ur wonderful and i appreciate u sm
almost 6 years
awww omg i love you so much thank you for being an amazing friend and never change you are the best.
almost 6 years
hi ok i hate being positive but ugh......queen? thanks for being a good friend and always having my back. love u lots!
almost 6 years
i want tasteful nudes.... do you know where i can find any?
almost 6 years
You: "wanna join us in family feud"

Me: Awoooooooooooooo i'd love to
almost 6 years
you are so kind and cool and chill and i hope we can get to know each other better soon :)
love the aesthetic so cute
almost 6 years
lets follow in yoshis hoofsteps and commit tax fraud ?????????? im gonna buy us so many robux baby
almost 6 years
*begins to bake a hotdog*
almost 6 years
WEEE I LOVE YOU
almost 6 years
I was DESTINED to become a Kardashian! I bring to you PROOOOOOOF!