LesbianPirate

always looking for another laugh
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part of  family
 
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ill kill your dad


jaesti, cowboy

cowboy, ICouldBeYourDad

BennyWinter, stinky

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Questions

over 6 years
marry me...
private message me your bank statements
anonymousover 6 years
I'd gladly sail the seven seas with you. You da Somalian Queen - Not TrueHelios
the ocean may be deep but not as deep as my love for you
anonymousover 6 years
Hey you fat disgusting cunt. Kill yourself and do the whole world a favor. Choke on shit
i love my fans
over 6 years
do the wicked ever sleep
reality is the worst nightmare of them all
almost 7 years
when u fil out a form and u see an occupaion requirement do u put full time lesbian, part time whore, or pirate? i need advice, thanks
why limit yourself when you can be all three? always shoot for the stars baby

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 25Eye of the Beholder
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town
1 / 25Objection!
1 / 20Do No Harm
over 5 years
k+ for the best mod around.
over 5 years
ive been a very bad boy and i need to be spanked - for tax evasion
over 5 years
Stop being cute youuu! ;D <3
over 5 years
hi i love you bff <3
over 5 years
a mod who is always caring and fair towards users on the site deserves good karma. here is +k to 47 for a great mod.
over 5 years
hahahahahha! You carried us today bff <3 well done
over 5 years
i want to be u when i grow up
over 5 years
u are perfect. i love u so much
over 5 years
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You're so kind with words <3 she wants to give you some puppy hugs tooo :D
over 5 years
cute bg
over 5 years
Your background is super cute! Like you x0 bff
over 5 years
congrats bff

over 5 years
Hi. You are cute!
over 5 years
Lemme join your fam. I can Jonathan or something, hah! <3
over 5 years
how is your boyfriend gerald doing? you know... good ole ged?
over 5 years
A friend who shares their weed, is a friend indeed. But is more of a friend, when the friend gives weed and some alcohol too!
over 5 years
I can be body slammed through the kitchen counter a table is an amateur
over 5 years
Let's get stoned together <3
over 5 years
Nobody:

Lesbian Pirate:

I am a MESSY I live for lies and deceit tell your dad im coming over for dinner tonight and im gonna bodyslam him through the table.