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Fate of Epicmafia

HoldenRye
over 5 years

HoldenRye has taken Alyssa by gunpoint. "Follow me or else.", Holden declares. Alyssa and HoldenRye climb up a flight of four stairs atop an abandoned building. Holden points to the view in the distance. "Take a long look, Alyssa". The blonde haired moderator looks across the field and sees thousands of chaotic game throwing alts, catfish accounts, and celebrity impersonations, Alyssa gasps. HoldenRye looks Alyssa dead in the eyes. "My people are among them, steering them. If you ever cross me again, I will destroy everything you've built on this website, destroy everyone you love, and this website will cease to exist as you know it. This is not an empty threat, girl." Alyssa spits in Holden's face: "You monster", she cries.

Alyssa takes one last gaze at the thousands of accounts in the field, and sighs.

rigby
over 5 years
rigby F*CKS
dzke
over 5 years
Please No Pleaes Oh God Please No Oh Shidd Oh Fugg *deletes account*
deletedover 5 years
dzke your storytelling style looks like homestuck
dzke
over 5 years
My RIPPED arms gently crade alice, as i have to power to kill and love. "Alice, I saved Alyssa from HoldenRye... and I'll give you... everlasting love." I pull out a BEAUTIFUL ring that cost TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS and slip it onto her finger. "This is for you. Please marry me!" I say back. Since I can FLOAT I take us into the clouds for a romantic view.
Jobe
over 5 years

alicetama says

"Oh dyke, you're my hero!" I fling myself around one of dyke's many arms, "I love you dyke!"


i thought that word wasn't allowed
rockgirlnikki
over 5 years

shuumatsu says

i want abc back


Seconded.
HuskyJiminie
over 5 years
Is this a ship
shuumatsu
over 5 years
i want abc back
alicetama
over 5 years
"Oh dyke, you're my hero!" I arrive, my red hair long, my acne cleared, as this is a fanfic and anything can happen. I fling myself around one of dyke's many arms, "I love you dyke! Let's get married!" And we ride off into the sunset with my stallion, who number twos on Holden. The End.
MrMongrel
over 5 years
we are all rigby
HoldenRye
over 5 years
wow
rigby
over 5 years
Rigby
SinB
over 5 years
let's watch wwe together
SinB
over 5 years
lol
rockgirlnikki
over 5 years
I am slightly concerned, but slightly intrigued.
dzke
over 5 years
Suddenly, dzke appears. Because this is a fanfiction, I am RIPPED and have FOUR arms and can FLOAT. "HoldenRye.." my MANLY MAN voice BOOMS, "Your reign of terror is no longer." I take one of my GIANT RIPPED arms and punch your weaklling pathetic flesh, killing you instantly
Raccoon
over 5 years
channel your anger into creative writing more often
Alyssa
over 5 years
wanna swap selfies holden?
emma
over 5 years
waht
Golbolco
over 5 years
Alyssa isn't blonde, dummy.