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Fate of Epicmafia

HoldenRye
about 5 years

HoldenRye has taken Alyssa by gunpoint. "Follow me or else.", Holden declares. Alyssa and HoldenRye climb up a flight of four stairs atop an abandoned building. Holden points to the view in the distance. "Take a long look, Alyssa". The blonde haired moderator looks across the field and sees thousands of chaotic game throwing alts, catfish accounts, and celebrity impersonations, Alyssa gasps. HoldenRye looks Alyssa dead in the eyes. "My people are among them, steering them. If you ever cross me again, I will destroy everything you've built on this website, destroy everyone you love, and this website will cease to exist as you know it. This is not an empty threat, girl." Alyssa spits in Holden's face: "You monster", she cries.

Alyssa takes one last gaze at the thousands of accounts in the field, and sighs.

rigby
about 5 years
rigby F*CKS
dzke
about 5 years
Please No Pleaes Oh God Please No Oh Shidd Oh Fugg *deletes account*
deletedabout 5 years
dzke your storytelling style looks like homestuck
dzke
about 5 years
My RIPPED arms gently crade alice, as i have to power to kill and love. "Alice, I saved Alyssa from HoldenRye... and I'll give you... everlasting love." I pull out a BEAUTIFUL ring that cost TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS and slip it onto her finger. "This is for you. Please marry me!" I say back. Since I can FLOAT I take us into the clouds for a romantic view.
Jobe
about 5 years

alicetama says

"Oh dyke, you're my hero!" I fling myself around one of dyke's many arms, "I love you dyke!"


i thought that word wasn't allowed
rockgirlnikki
about 5 years

shuumatsu says

i want abc back


Seconded.
HuskyJiminie
about 5 years
Is this a ship
shuumatsu
about 5 years
i want abc back
alicetama
about 5 years
"Oh dyke, you're my hero!" I arrive, my red hair long, my acne cleared, as this is a fanfic and anything can happen. I fling myself around one of dyke's many arms, "I love you dyke! Let's get married!" And we ride off into the sunset with my stallion, who number twos on Holden. The End.
MrMongrel
about 5 years
we are all rigby
HoldenRye
about 5 years
wow
rigby
about 5 years
Rigby
SinB
about 5 years
let's watch wwe together
SinB
about 5 years
lol
rockgirlnikki
about 5 years
I am slightly concerned, but slightly intrigued.
dzke
about 5 years
Suddenly, dzke appears. Because this is a fanfiction, I am RIPPED and have FOUR arms and can FLOAT. "HoldenRye.." my MANLY MAN voice BOOMS, "Your reign of terror is no longer." I take one of my GIANT RIPPED arms and punch your weaklling pathetic flesh, killing you instantly
Raccoon
about 5 years
channel your anger into creative writing more often
Alyssa
about 5 years
wanna swap selfies holden?
emma
about 5 years
waht
Golbolco
about 5 years
Alyssa isn't blonde, dummy.