hello i need some questions to answer in my bad advice column on this websites world famous weekly news update. very important that i do well because i cannot blow this. i need this job to survive. i need to feed my 11 children, 2 wives, 3 cats and 5 dogs.
please privately message your questions to me, to keep it anonymous. you can make your own pseudonym or ill make one for you, its up to you. the world is your oyster.
Have you ever heard of green beans? Eat some and then drink maybe like 7 cups of coffee. Then after you've done this, enter the ocean. Release. Good luck!
What level of vegan would you attempt? Try being a level 2.5 vegan for a couple days and see how it works out. If you commit to full level 17 veganism and fail even one time, if even one speck of human-related products touches your being, you're thrown in jail and tried for murder. It's a big commitment. Try it out. Good luck!
Have you checked to make sure your refrigerator is running? Also next time you boil water, make sure there is water in the pot. I sometimes forget and have to buy a new house every time. Good luck!
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