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Racism Allegations

almost 6 years

I know what you want. Oh sure they may have tried to separate us but what we have is too strong – is too powerful.

I mean after all we shared everything you and I.

I told you my deepest darkest secrets.

I showed you exactly what people are capable of.

I shocked you with my honesty, but mostly I challenged you and made you think. And you trusted me even though you knew you shouldn’t.

So we’re not done no matter what anyone says and besides I know what you want. You want me back.

Of course some believed everything and I’ve just been waiting with bated breath to hear me confess it all.

They’re just dying to have me declare that everything said is true and that I got what I deserved.

Wouldn’t it be easy if it was all so simple?

Only you and I both know it’s never that simple not in politics and not in life.

But you wouldn’t believe the worst without evidence would you?

You wouldn’t rush to judgment without facts, would you?

Did you?

No, not you. You’re smarter than that.

Anyway all this presumption made for such an unsatisfying ending and to think it could have been such a memorable send-off.

I mean if you and I’ve learned nothing else these past years it’s that in life and art nothing should be off the table. We weren’t afraid not of what we said, not of what we did, and we’re still not afraid because I can promise you this.

If I didn’t pay the price for the things we both know I did do. I’m certainly not gonna pay the price for the things I didn’t do.

Oh well, of course they’re gonna say I’m being disrespectful not playing by the rules like I ever played by anyone’s rules before. I never did and you loved it.

Anyhow despite all the poppycock, the animosity, the headlines, the impeachment without a trial – despite everything – despite even my own death.

I feel surprisingly good.

And my confidence grows each day that’s soon enough you will know the full truth.

Wait a minute, now that I think of it, you never actually saw me die, did you?

Conclusions can be so deceiving. Miss me?

almost 6 years
i cant even read wtf
almost 6 years
stop putting these in the wrong category
almost 6 years
This post is for all you stupid f*cking trolls and haters online saying mean and hurtful things about fedoras. Well guess what? They rule harder than you ! You don't f*cking know anything about this hat. Idiots! Quite frankly quite frankly, I just think you're jealous haters because you couldn't even pull off this wear, this look. If you couldn't even, you couldn't even wear a fedora if your lifes depended on it because you know what? It's class and class is for men and swag is for boys. But you wouldn't know shit about that. F*cking haters. This hat is for what cool people wear and you can't figure it out. You sit there online on your f*cking websites and you say bullsh*t about it but guess what? It's just a hat and you're not even cool enough to wear it. So next time you think before you do trolling. I'd implore you to do a little bit of thinking if that's even possible to think before you do hating on fedoras. They're just a hat and you're just a stupid swag idiot. You think swag is so cool. Well guess what? It's for boys and class is for men. This is class. That's all I got to say to you stupid haters and bullies trolls. You don't know shit. You don't know fashion. You don't know anything about this world if you keep saying bullsh*t jokes. I know you're trying to be stupid and *ss funny but it's not f*cking funny. Get the f*ck offline if you're going to keep saying this bullsh*t. Keep spouting it out of your stupid *ss keyboards that probably aren't even mechanical. Listen, log off idiots. You don't know sh*t. You stupid swag. You don't know sh*t and I guarantee you to say one more f*cking joke and I'll slit your throat neck. Anyways, that's it haters. Seeya later f*cking idiots.
almost 6 years
Now this is my bonus technique, the Grapefruit. Normally you can only get this technique in one of my classes but I wanted to share this with you because i believe every man should get grapefruited. When you grapefruit your man its going to feel as if you're giving him head, and f***ing him at the same time. No better feeling he will get then being grapefruited. So what you need to do of course is to have a grapefruit. You want to make sure you get the ruby red. Sweeter is easier. If you are allergic to grapefruit, or cant use grapefruit because of your medication, you can always use a large naval orange. Now what you want to do is make sure the grapefruit is room temperature. All you have to do is put it in warm water, do not microwave it, do not boil it. Then, once it gets to that temperature, all you need to do is roll it. The reason why you want to roll it is because you want to juice it up a little bit. The juicer, the better. Now what you're going to do is find the naval. There are two naval's to the grapefruit. Once you do that you're going to place it on the plate, and the naval is on the outside. You're going to take a knife and you're going to want to cut one side of that naval off. Now all this that you're doing - he's not going to see any of this preparation. Because... I'm gonna tell you that a little bit later it's a trick. Then what you're going to do is take it to the other side and do the same thing. So you should have a grapefruit that has two sides missing just like this. Now what you're going to do is put a hole in the grapefruit approximately the size if your man's p***s. Do not make it too big, do not make it too tight, just approximate. Then what you're going to do is you're going to take the knife midway down and make sure it goes all the way through. All you want to do is make a nice hole in the middle of the grapefruit. Now if you take it and make it to big then that's okay, because you can always take it and squeeze your hands like the mu
almost 6 years
Is this something the joker said in batman?
almost 6 years
okay stinky racist. glad to know you're dedicated to being stinky and racist.