Remember the melodramatic chaos that used to be EM user verumbark’s personal threads? The ranting? The ill-worded expressions of frustration that would go on to be called “tantrums” by otherwise reputable members of the community? Well, what if you could have that... except two years more well-adjusted and mature (I hope)? That’s a question you’ll no longer have to ask yourself, because it’s here, despite popular demand: a personal thread by the artist formerly known as verumbark.
Ask me for opinions. Ask me about my favorite things. Ask me about my EM fanfictions. Ask me anything that won’t potentially help you, like, dox me. I dunno. Do Sandboxers do that anymore? I’m no longer hip with the times.
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Disguiser is the best role on the site.
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That’s a fact, regardless of whether you sign this or not. You can sign it if you like signing things, but it won’t change anything if you choose not to.
Much like jacobkrin, I’m always glad to see your icon at the table. I have nothing but positive experiences with you, which I guess isn’t too impressive considering we don’t talk much outside of games, but it’s still quite worthy of mention. You’re a contributor to the community and an all-around neat dude.
A real stand-up lad. Just a good, solid lad. You’re a great Jackbox/BGO host and a real pleasure to see in games. I’m never not happy to see you. To quote a great man... “nice”.
Your implied taste in third-party roles is questionable, but you’re sitting at a pretty comfortable positive-neutral in my book. I remember when you had a Touko icon, which is funny, because Touko IS an icon. My best DR1 girl is Sakura, though. :doge:
No, but for real. I think you’re neat. We don’t know each other as well as I’d like, but hopefully that’ll change in the future. Your love for Trucy Wright is truly admirable, as is your willingness to make friends. Keep on keeping on!
You’re amazing, Emma. All mutton jokes aside, you’re really a great friend — sensitive, supportive, and sweet. You’re too hard on yourself sometimes, but we all are, so I hope I can be here for you like you’ve been there for me. 10/10, would fight with my life for you.
I like and respect you, but I’m scared of you. You’ve been in drama in the past, and I’ve met people who seem to have genuine gripes with you, but nowadays you seem to be mellow and morally decent, so I have no reason to pass negative judgment that I know of. We should talk more!
Emma, my love for you doesn’t exactly burn brighter than the sun, because the word “burn” implies a kind of romantic or sexual passion, which I obviously do not harbor towards you. However, it does glow like a firefly, or perhaps like the petals of a bright flower in midday, because those things are wholesome and platonic, and so is the word “glow”. <3