1. Lol I was roasted for living in Vegas of all things to roast me for.

2. Diogenes sounds like a mix between a disease and a Greek god lmao.

gdi it is actually a Greek philosopher. LMFAO YOU ARE IMPERSONATING SOMEONE WHO DIED LIKE A MILLION YEARS AGO

just look at that avi

follows teh herd blindly

just an overrated cucumber

isn't number 1

isn't even a bread

isn't even a dog

isnt even a snow dog

Lives in Vegas.

I hate the cold and the snow. That's why I live in Vegas

Not even cashew nuts

same sign as my crush but refuses to be my gf. sad! will ignore and cast hexes on in the future

literally stole my heart

literally stole my birthday

is carmen

sheeps get sheared

carbs are gross

couldn't even do a good roast if their in-laws' opinions of them depended on it.

smellie

oh and i always ask you because youre the only person worse than me at em fps

ok yeah im not posting here anymore this will just make me sad

wont mod me so basically hes a loser. also has no friends as shown by the fact that he always asks me to play em fps with him

im surprised nobody has done this yet (especially to baabaa)

bought his way into the quidditch team

red hair and a hand me down robe? you must be a weasley