That's pretty difficult. In the dark, there are no light particles. And light particles are what air travels through. As a result, you can't even use an oxygen tank. It's dark in there too. So just take a flashlight with you. Put the flashlight in your shirt and get your face in there too. Then you should be able to breathe.
Safety Tip: Make sure the flashlight is on, or you might breathe in only dark particles.
As I'm sure you well know, I'm an expert on many things. But one of those things is not waterboarding. It's just not my style. So I dug up this excerpt from a guy who seemed pretty professional on how to survive a waterboarding session:
"If I ever get taken hostage my plan is to flail after 10 seconds so that they think I hate it (even though I don't), and hopefully they will let me out before it really becomes a problem. Just practicing a few times really made it a bearable torture."
Wow thanks for the kind advice poet. It worked, but she uses the Sodastream machine to waterboard me. Anything i can do to prevent this from happening?
Hire a translator to deal with the language barrier, and then for them being dumb, well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree but you can always try Lumosity brain games.
Bleach works best. Car fumes are a cheaper option. Always look before you leap off a building. Because it might not be a far enough drop to cure ligma. Always aim for at least 4-5 stories high.
My suggestion is to beat them up. Go for the genitals and claw out their eyes. Except me. Use hugs on me.
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How do i stop people from stealing my thread ideas? (lol i'm jk)
Buy her gifts! Every girl likes gifts. Start with something simple like the complete series of Friends. Specifically DVD, not Blu-Ray since she can't use it.
