over 6 years

hey guys!

diaryofafitmommyofficial is here! i am back with another blog post! today i will be showing u how t o get friends!!!!!!!!!!

  1. kidnap someone!!! put adderall in their drink and then put them in a plastic bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bring them to ur basement ;o and tape their mouth with sticky stick tape!!!! they will have no choice but to be friends with you (always works)
  2. becom pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sleeep on a bench in a park and maybe there will be some chemical on the bench that will get you pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bye glitters!

see u later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bye!ยจ

Ciao! Mwa!

pics of me with dog filter on snapchat!!!!!: https://st3.depositphotos.com/1177973/14767/i/1600/depositphotos_147675147-stock-photo-pregnant-woman-smoking-cigarette-and.jpg

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over 6 years
when is the book signing tour???? i am so excited to see u at the meet and greet at FitMomCon this year!!! GLITTERS 4EVER!!! u look good in ur pic btw what is your skincare routine?
over 6 years
imagine being autistic enough to come up with this and then having the willpower to actually writing it down
over 6 years
this is a masterpiece
over 6 years
i actually feel bad now
over 6 years
excse me 5 "no's"?' i am a realyl good person and i wont be revealing the people who did this but just so you kniw i am crying
over 6 years
what the
over 6 years
what kind of salad do you eat???? the one from the ground or the one from the store????? need to know asap
over 6 years
omg!! are u pregnant again????? scandal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over 6 years
omg! we love you so much!!! pleasE make merch