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Biggest Donger of All-Time?

BeepBeepLettuce

over 6 years

gosh how white is shoopie?

rockgirlnikki

over 6 years

Bump

view

over 6 years

i do

rockgirlnikki

over 6 years

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it's... really shoopie's donger.

Tree

over 6 years

The answer to your question just commented, you're welcome

h3rr3dy

over 6 years

Shoopie's big dong is the moon

Shoopie

over 6 years

rockgirlnikki says

Shoopie says

I read this as "is the biggest donger of all time" and voted Plissken.

If this is a size competition well the winner is me.
People have written stories about my dong.
Memes have been made.
It's been documented.
When my dong rises, it brings the night with it by blocking out the sun.
My dong requires three walks a day.
It's not the moon but the wind from my swinging dong that makes the oceans wave.

I require photographic evidence of said donger.

You can't photograph something so big. Just look out your window at night and know who is giving you that luxury.

rockgirlnikki

over 6 years

Shoopie says

I read this as "is the biggest donger of all time" and voted Plissken.

If this is a size competition well the winner is me.
People have written stories about my dong.
Memes have been made.
It's been documented.
When my dong rises, it brings the night with it by blocking out the sun.
My dong requires three walks a day.
It's not the moon but the wind from my swinging dong that makes the oceans wave.

I require photographic evidence of said donger.

Shoopie

over 6 years

I read this as "is the biggest donger of all time" and voted Plissken.

If this is a size competition well the winner is me.
People have written stories about my dong.
Memes have been made.
It's been documented.
When my dong rises, it brings the night with it by blocking out the sun.
My dong requires three walks a day.
It's not the moon but the wind from my swinging dong that makes the oceans wave.

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