over 6 years

im trying to think about who's 1: active or semiactive on epicmafia and 2: either funny or worth talking to please help me compile a list

harnikan is on the list but it isn't letting me put him on

over 6 years

SpavvN says

Lil ni­gga got engaged tho


she is perfect and i love her and i slightly tolerate when she makes epicmafia posts about dex being a child killer
over 6 years

Greninja says

don't yall got mafia games to play


"I will never forgive twitter dorks for appropriating southern culture and making "yall" uncool"

-a great man
over 6 years
Lil ni­gga got engaged tho
over 6 years
it burns when i pee
over 6 years
no i am peeing
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don't yall got mafia games to play
over 6 years
i think i like having constant pms becuz im fertile as heck and thats not something ur girls can say
over 6 years
U always r pmsing
over 6 years
i literally get PMS and sensitivity in every area and will still wax it at home because i am not a quitter
over 6 years
armpit waxing is painful as f*ck i can never go back within like 6 months cuz the memory of the pain is too fresh. u are braver than i
over 6 years
Rose I am glad you are passionate about sticking up for your underarm and the state of it's hair growth
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xPooky says


poser says

I Cant Hold Grudges Because My Hands Shake Too Much To Even Hold A Job


Sounds like you can do and hold a hand-job perfectly though


please tell me what gave you the idea i am good at fapping people
over 6 years
this conversation is legitimately wack

this post isn't helpful at all but I figured I'd drop in for fun
over 6 years
the closest hes gotten to anal has been helping a girl boof some heroin rather than getting laid
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also i wax my armpit hair in 10 years from now i will be incapable of growing any because of it and the girls u date will still have armpit hair so i think this is my personal victory
over 6 years

xPooky says


poser says

I Cant Hold Grudges Because My Hands Shake Too Much To Even Hold A Job


Sounds like you can do and hold a hand-job perfectly though


literally name one person who prefers a hand rather than any other viable hole except dex who knows thats his only option because hes got clap relapse indefinitely
over 6 years

poser says

I Cant Hold Grudges Because My Hands Shake Too Much To Even Hold A Job


Sounds like you can do and hold a hand-job perfectly though
over 6 years
Harnikan? really???
over 6 years
dex, read my quad post in your thread.

rabbits are mammals and have hair everywhere
over 6 years
daily reminder poser has armpit hair
over 6 years

Zhuorb says


blacksnakemoan says


D3xTr0m3th0rph4n says

your assss looks so bad you probably can't even have children


neither can your girlfriend


low blow


u say low blow does that mean its cut with meth bcuz if it is thats only making him more inclined to go for it
over 6 years

Sims says

this thread got way too violent. congrats on 6 months of sobriety d3x


i finally got into bojack (wayyytoo late) and quality show
over 6 years

SpavvN says

Ni­ggers


wait hold on don't
over 6 years
Ni­ggers
over 6 years
the last 5 pages have been a wild f*cking ride