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Ever wanted to get actual good advice to whatever's troubling you?

this is the thread for that


no one else is allowed to give advice except for me, im the only one that's qualified enough and everyone else's opinions are bad.

Well actually I can't stop anyone from giving advice, but ppl that want advice should just listen to me bc everyone else is wrong

also i can give you tv show advice because my taste is good and other people's tastes are bad n same with music

ask me for advice

Is my advice good?
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How do I ask someone for forgiveness who doesn't want to talk to me?
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aexif says

@baabaa buy my 10-part DVD instructional that teaches you how, on sale now for only $19.95 and I'll throw in a free, limited-edition plastic spork.


hi aexif can you please stop harassing my clients
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baabaa says

how do i make tons of money


get a job or two if you can and work really hard for a bit until better opportunities start to show up and then take those opportunities and slowly work your way up to a good position

then u can get a husband or wife and practically double your money (or potentially way more if you marry into wealth which i recommend) and they become your money making partner and you can come up with schemes together like investing in properties and renting those properties to make even more money and a steady stream of cash without even working
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quasimodo says

how do i live without you


well youve already been doing it for the past however many years you've been on this planet so i'd say youre pretty capable of living without me already
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shounen says

how do i learn how to love people


If you mean romantic love then the first step is to like and be confident with yourself. I know that's very cliche and I always used to think that saying "to love others you need to love yourself" was SO wrong because it's easy to find good things about other people and love them, especially if you hate yourself right? In that sense it is wrong but you'd still hate yourself if you ever got into a relationship and you'd always be insecure and doubting, which isn't a very good recipe for a healthy relationship, your insecurities might cloud and overshadow your love for them.
But once you get past that and become a bit more comfortable with yourself, I guess find someone who you're infatuated with and who is infatuated with you back, since love is kinda just a bond formed over long term infatuation.

If you mean in general then I find what works is to think about other people as humans similar to you. They all have insecurities too, and so much going on in their minds which is exciting if you ever get to know them. They all sleep and eat and excrete just like you, they've all been stranded on the same planet without consent just like you, you have lots in common with everyone. And what also helps is to kinda think of everyone as tragic, like keep in mind everyone's gonna die one day and their happiness is fleeting and they might be going through stuff, it's all kinda sad and you feel bad for them but empathize with them too. Sure you're gonna hate everyone on some days but if you remember these things I think it helps with loving people again
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@baabaa buy my 10-part DVD instructional that teaches you how, on sale now for only $19.95 and I'll throw in a free, limited-edition plastic spork.
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how do i make tons of money
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aexif says

@shounen you be nice to them instead of be mean to them


i'll pass
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how do i live without you
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@shounen you be nice to them instead of be mean to them
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how do i learn how to love people
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Herredy says

How do I selfdelete? I've been on this website for so long and I don't want to disappoint my friends...

also HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITSY


dont self delete just log out and stop coming to this website, if u self delete you're just gonna come back on an alt and regret not having any tokens

but if u really want to self delete just go 2 settings and close account it's rly intuitive
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gardenfulloflies says

how to be as perfect as u


im legit super serious when i say im 100% not (except 4 my advice which is 100% perfect, i think me giving perfect advice saps perfectness from every other part of me) and you're way better than me so you've already went above and beyond
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How do I selfdelete? I've been on this website for so long and I don't want to disappoint my friends...

also HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITSY
almost 7 years
how to be as perfect as u
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baabaa says

how do i make mafia epic?


basically cause as much drama as you can, life is short don't be nice to people unless you feel bad
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how do i make mafia epic?
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bitsy says

why is your advice so bad


um 1. i haven't even given any advice yet for you to judge
and 2. it's not so why are you so wrong


MajesticTerrapin says

Will you give me advice on how to breathe


yeah it'll come naturally but it's good to breathe out longer than you breathe in like breathe 4 counts in, pause for 2 secs and 6 counts out, it lessens anxiety


Negra says

my advice: never buy inner round steaks unless marinading it for days and will still taste like trash cuz there is like zero fat in it so its hella tough no matter what


um ok thank you for contributing
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my advice: never buy inner round steaks unless marinading it for days and will still taste like trash cuz there is like zero fat in it so its hella tough no matter what
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Will you give me advice on how to breathe
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why is your advice so bad
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idk that's not a question that i can give advice for
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who are you
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mars argo is a victim n poppy and titanic sinclair r trash