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List of Alpha Males

Zhuorb
almost 8 years

as the title says, this will be a list of alpha males on the epicmafia forums. post your nominations ITT

xela
almost 8 years
i'm what your parents wish you'd be kid, you're lucky i'm not up for adoption.
Zhuorb
almost 8 years
take a pîss on it pal
xela
almost 8 years
i don't need a soft spot, i need a hard spot.

i'm making my territory

i mean i'm marking it
xela
almost 8 years
the only thing bigger than my benchpress (which is a lot of things) is my iq
poser
almost 8 years

xela says

poser looks like she does ass2mouth but the big problem you'd have is finding out which is her face


i'm alpha


your pizza shirt has always had a soft spot in my heart and the one time you had the slightly hentai vid which i think i removed and ur funny so insult me if you want
poser
almost 8 years
8/3/2016
Dyl 4m 40s +1
have any of you even told roadman or vilden that what they did was wrong?
idk did you ever ask sammie if it was ok to turn her life into a show for the entertainment of the forums?


wow i could never assume he would also do something like that
xela
almost 8 years
poser looks like she does ass2mouth but the big problem you'd have is finding out which is her face


i'm alpha
Zhuorb
almost 8 years
and this time, I'm not gonna get caught
poser
almost 8 years
dyl could have been mikami just based on the fact that mikami said "all the times in the past i've failed" and stopped right there
Zhuorb
almost 8 years
I'm gonna be king of epicmafia
poser
almost 8 years
i feel like dyl just mikami'd himself

and this time, i'm not gonna get caremad. i've returned to epicmafia after about..mm.. i don't know, a WEEK? but this time, i will 1v1 with everyone on epicmafia. i have no crew with me, but guess what? none of you biased mods will be able to do anything..cuz i've got like 50 redpill tabs open, and like..come on, troll me bro

https://youtu.be/RByAcenQeXA vid for reference
KickinBananaz
almost 8 years
who is dyl
poser
almost 8 years
dyl is not even tall enough to go on roller coasters i feel like he doesnt know the difference between alpha and anal plugs
Shoopie
almost 8 years
There are no alpha males on the internet.
poser
almost 8 years
https://epicmafia.com/topic/89133
Dag
almost 8 years
beta male here
Zhuorb
almost 8 years
I think Dyl is an alpha male, as documented here
Zhuorb
almost 8 years
please also post supporting evidence backing the nominees
poser
almost 8 years
basically everyone I mentioned in my martin shkreli poll is an alpha male + devante + edark
panthero
almost 8 years
There should never be any dispute about the list of alpha males on this site.

Devante
Soda
Lazyyami
Sinead
JM
Dyl
Biggusdikkus