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The Story of Holden Rye.

about 7 years

Hi guys! My name is Holden, Rye. I joined the site a few months ago. I'm a bisexual, latino, male who lives in Spain. I was a long time, but one day all my talent built up. I was #1 in competitive, I was going to trophy. But then one day Bebop took everything I had and destroyed it. I went off to Starbucks with my then boyfriend, and when I can back to Epicmafia.com, I gasped when I saw a big red X next to my name. I was appalled. I ran over to the moderators and appealed the reports. The anxiety gave me suicidal thoughts. The moderators refused my appeals and did not reinstate me in the round. Then, magically a week after the round is over and I was disqualified, all 3 of my violations were OVERTHROWED. The moderators admitted they "made a mistake" and I lost the round because of incompetence of the moderators. I got violations that were proven faulty, and had I not been violated, I would have trophied.

Charley and Bebop, I'm coming for you, and I know who you are.

After the DQ, I fell into a depression and left Epicmafia for months. I slept around with many women (and men) and now I am back. Stronger and ready to take back what's mine.

Bebop, I won't be taken advantage of again.

almost 7 years
How could you be this mad at bebop when you were busy fcking him :thonk:
about 7 years
Uhm aren't your 5 accounts these:

HoldenRye
AleciaRye
AleciaHolden
TheRealLapisLazuli
TheRealPeridot
about 7 years
I LAUGHED, I CRIED. I WAS TAKEN ON AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER
about 7 years
aleciarye is my ex not my alt
about 7 years

Jeff says


BeepBeepLettuce says

You Spanish bro? Speak Spanish in 15 seconds or you automatically agree to suck my dìçk


is this supposed to be comedy


Terms of use
about 7 years

BeepBeepLettuce says

You Spanish bro? Speak Spanish in 15 seconds or you automatically agree to suck my dìçk


is this supposed to be comedy
about 7 years

BeepBeepLettuce says


lacey says


BeepBeepLettuce says

Oh yeah btw about AleciaRye Holden, I thought you said you were a model in Paris. Stop catfishing us you dumb cünt


bad gimmick alt vs bad gimmick alt fight



lacey says


BeepBeepLettuce says

Oh yeah btw about AleciaRye Holden, I thought you said you were a model in Paris. Stop catfishing us you dumb cünt


bad gimmick alt vs bad gimmick alt fight


Excuse me I am a GT Main with 100% comp winrate. Top that


this was a bad post
about 7 years

caroline says

You’ve been on this site for like two years


Comp lobby was deactivated by then
deletedabout 7 years
You’ve been on this site for like two years
about 7 years
There you have it dudes, he is bisexual
about 7 years
You Spanish bro? Speak Spanish in 15 seconds or you automatically agree to suck my dìçk
about 7 years

lacey says


BeepBeepLettuce says

Oh yeah btw about AleciaRye Holden, I thought you said you were a model in Paris. Stop catfishing us you dumb cünt


bad gimmick alt vs bad gimmick alt fight



lacey says


BeepBeepLettuce says

Oh yeah btw about AleciaRye Holden, I thought you said you were a model in Paris. Stop catfishing us you dumb cünt


bad gimmick alt vs bad gimmick alt fight


Excuse me I am a GT Main with 100% comp winrate. Top that
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BeepBeepLettuce says

Oh yeah btw about AleciaRye Holden, I thought you said you were a model in Paris. Stop catfishing us you dumb cünt


bad gimmick alt vs bad gimmick alt fight
about 7 years
Oh yeah btw about AleciaRye Holden, I thought you said you were a model in Paris. Stop catfishing us you dumb cünt
about 7 years
Who wrote Holden Caulfield?
about 7 years
no, pinche is a fan account of jojo, alecia he legitimately tries to act like he is a female on.
about 7 years

Jeff says

you're not bisexual.


Their AleciaRye account is like your Pinche account jeff
about 7 years
Also good think both charley and Bebop are in the UK, because it would be hard to kill them in America
about 7 years
i like how you felt the need to talk about sleeping around in your time away from EM
about 7 years
Sounds gay
deletedabout 7 years
Charley and Bebop, I'm coming for you, and I know who you are.