I cheated

Flygonover 8 years ago

As expected the pathetic, incompetant mod team lets blatantly obvious cheaters trophy because they would rather stick their heads in the sand while I, Flygon the human trash heap cheat my way to a gold tropy by having friends in my games ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR, THATS RIGHT (124) TIMES OVER THE COURSE OF THE ROUND

This is an unprecedented show. A mound of garbage that can be seen from miles away in any direction by a half-blind person and yet the self proclaimed janitors of this website deny that ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY HAPPENED AT ALL

Here are some pms between Lacey and Flygon.

Report from 1 day, 13 hours ago - https://epicmafia.com/report/243265

What Flygon says to lacey (after getting intel from mod chat from alex) -

The rest of the conversation -

And finally that forum post by Flygon -

They are so obviously cheating and smug about it and if you moderators don't do something about it this is what you get. It almost seems like some of the mods want them to trophy.

do your jobs

Shoopieover 8 years ago
deletedover 8 years ago
BYPASSING SUSPENSIONS VIO
skyover 8 years ago
Crap my fat thumbs on mobile moved this to bug reports.... mods help
skyover 8 years ago
For gods sake I didn’t ban her!
Flygonover 8 years ago
honestly i've raised the stakes for drama in rounds that i'm not sure i can top it in the future.
deletedover 8 years ago


got you covered sweetie :)
deletedover 8 years ago
LazyYami
kappo
woah ... is sky mod abusing by deleting poor innocent mtlve's comments???
At this rate I'm gonna need to make a new EM Civil War poster, maybe I'll do Infinity War instead.
God dammit charley, how am I suppose to know if people want more movie posters based off EM if no one can see my comment!?
Hibikiover 8 years agoedited
anyway, lacey and essa and pretty much anyone not named ian or forrest, kerry and i aint never meant yall harm since i came back. kerry especially hasn’t meant anyone harm including the people i listed we were just here to hang out and play some browser games for the enjoyment of browser games

we bonded and now we’re all hurtin and it ain’t nice. but i personally am not gonna let myself get too invested in epicmafia as a community cuz i already let it shape how i grew up i aint gonna let it do more damage. so what im tryna say is if my word here don’t mean much to ya then we’re just gonna be partin’ ways and if that’s what you want that’s fine with me too
deletedover 8 years ago
kappo
woah ... is sky mod abusing by deleting poor innocent mtlve's comments???
At this rate I'm gonna need to make a new EM Civil War poster, maybe I'll do Infinity War instead.
deletedover 8 years ago
woah ... is sky mod abusing by deleting poor innocent mtlve's comments???
skyover 8 years ago
Mtlve.. its just as simple as we do not want to be around you. Stop over thinking : )
Alexover 8 years ago
Hibiki
Devante
I’m fairly confident that Connor would never cheat for an epicmafis trophy. Y’all pushing some stupidass narrative rn
true but arguably also id do whatever the hell i want
The Bam Margera of Java mafia
Hibikiover 8 years ago
Devante
I’m fairly confident that Connor would never cheat for an epicmafis trophy. Y’all pushing some stupidass narrative rn
true but arguably also id do whatever the hell i want
Shoopieover 8 years ago
skyover 8 years ago
skyover 8 years ago
Remember when i read the topic title and paused the round cause same
Alexover 8 years ago
The names and faces a change but even 8 years later when retti posts in a drama topic everyone ignores him
deletedover 8 years agoedited
Devanteover 8 years ago
I’m fairly confident that Connor would never cheat for an epicmafis trophy. Y’all pushing some stupidass narrative rn
Hibikiover 8 years ago
obviously by implicating us you dont trust that the server was free of cheating no matter who attests to it but thats what pastebins are for and there isnt anything cuz we’re massive gamers who have fun and nothing else
Hibikiover 8 years ago
anyway heres a run down of what happened this round, although i wont speak for lacey

someone: yall lets play noob traitor
everyone else: ok
everyone: that was fun
everyone plays noob traitor lots together. loads of fun
half way through the round slow decides to make sure to use all of his hearts
more noobtraitor together. games are vegging now :(. still its loads of fun
last day! mods are like hey slow stop playing with your friends
slow and me: nah lol
we play some games
slow and me: if mods suspend us for our fair and fun games that’ll be funny but we honestly don’t care
kerry: actually if mods are suspending us it implies that we had foul play and i dont like that
slow and me: oh okay then we care now
me: mods cant suspend people they dont suspect
mods: uhhh??????? *plays with poo*
and that’s how it ended before i went to sleep last night

from what i gather, mods decided to let flygon go which is great then this thread happened so charley was like HUWHAAAAAT? hold the phone i think better quickly think quick before the round ends in 5 minutes and paused the round so that’s pretty great

the thread itself doesnt seem to matter though

other than lacey fighting us and makin me sad
Hibikiover 8 years ago
are u doing me a heckle? a bamboozle? is there beef here that happened i feel blindsided
Hibikiover 8 years ago
lacey what to heck
deletedover 8 years ago
SteelixMega
degen3000
when will mods ban friends and implement forced anonymous games for competition?
anon games wouldn't stop people from cheating, it would only prevent GT.
But wouldn't it make catching cheaters easier? I mean they aren't supposed to know who the other person is so if the wins stack up suspiciously it would show a lot more, no?
D3xTr0m3th0rph4nover 8 years ago
Weebs r allowed to cheat