Today is a sad day for me. My bethrothed husband, ReadyForBready ended our engagement to be with my good friend Borrach. I am having a really difficult time dealing with this, and I'm very hurt and upset. Please post below if you want to post condolences, and or are interested in becoming a suitor for ur girl, Rihanna <3
The ship has burst into flames. T'was a poor act made in the heat of the moment. Now I am trapped on an island of pity that only Rihanna's swell- new singles can save me from (as obscure as they are in the midst of today's subjectively "superior" competition).
Will you give me a second chance? We can make it work work work work work this time. :(