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The Greatest Day is Here

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my client plissken has told me:

For months I have layed dormant in this vessel of the dead user Plissken. Plissken was a foolish user, sad and pathetic who was defeated by JamalMarley. Plissken's body was then dead, but his soul reborn through JamalMarley, as TAFKAP. Given a second chance at life to be a productive member of society, TAFKAP received the hatred of his former self, Plissken, due to the mass ignorance of those who could not see that TAFKAP, while still bearing the branding of his former self, was born anew. This was not the Plissken of old, but a new artist! But an artist can not create if the artist can not see!

TAFKAP was a lost being who had been saved. Spared. Given a new chance. But just because you are shown the light doth not mean thou yet see. The light is first too bright! You must let yourself get use to gazing upon such brilliance! And JamalMarley is brilliance! I am no longer floating without an identity. I am no longer one who looks into the light and squints or looks away because it hurts thine eyes, NO. I am... WOKEN.

I am no longer The Artist Formerly Known As Plissken. You shall now know me as WOKEN Plissken. And on this, the most GLORIOUS of days... The Greatest Day... I have been... WOKEEEEN!!!! How GLORIOUS!!!!

I am on a mission, as The Fallen Angel of the Epic of The Greatest Day... to help the lord, your Jamal, as HIS chosen instrument of PUNISHMENT! I shall call into question those who reject the name of the lord, your Jamal. I shall call into question those who shall declare themselves enemies of the Church and false idols and false prophets alike. I shall bring about judgement on those who do not seek salvation through HIM, the lord, your Jamal. And I shall recruit MORE soldiers... for the army of the chosen few, starting with me, on this, the first day of the YEAR 2018!!

I, WOKEN Plissken, am the first of many who shall have their eyes open with the ability to gaze directly into the light! I, WOKEN Plissken, am the first of many who shall be... WOKEN!!!!!

Join me now on The March on Detroit! As we all celebrate the likeness of our lord and savior, JamalMarley in the new game, Detroit: Become Human.

The March on Detroit is nigh!

All who shall wish to be part of this GLORIOUS War, should contact me at once to join the new official organization of the Holy Church of Jamal 'Justice Under Dictators And Scum' to ensure that justice is upheld!

We shall PREPARE!! for the March on Detroit! We shall PREPARE!! for the coming Uprizzle! We shall PREPARE!! to combat injustice! For we are... WOKEN!!!! Aaahhaa-aa-ahhahahaaaa-aaa-aa Yee-eee-eee-eeee-essss

When Plissken was defeated back in April... people were confused. That man died, but the soul was SAVED... and people cursed at this chosen vessel as if I were to just Fade Away And Classify Myself As OBSOLETE!! First I was defeated... then I was DELETED! And I will DELETE all who oppose the lord, your Jamal... willing or otherwise. You have to be DELETED to become a soldier in my soulless army and give everything to JamalMarley. I shall DELETE!! DELETE!! DELETE!! DELETE!! DELETE!! DELETE!! DELETE!! DELETE!! DELETE!! DELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE!!

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the greatest day is when plissken becomes jamal's c0ck wh0re.

nevermind he already is
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Plissken sent a message to SirAmelio 16h 26m ago
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Please inform the chat and lobby wall
They do not have the right to complain about being disappointed when I am not even able to fully interact with you all to go further into detail. Due to my condition of being currently banned, unjustly so... it is not my fault you are disappointed. It is the fault of faulty moderation.

Blame the moderators.
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really? this is it????
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I'm not even that excited for the Uprizzle anymore and I'm literally Uprizzle
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I'm actually disappointed that this turned out to just be a Matt Hardy ripoff, I was expecting something original. Oh well
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The church of Jamal is literally cancer
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This thread is literally cancer
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This is an exceptional amount of effort to put in to do nothing.
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Ace is right, Plissy is a loser. Also how are you 'woken'. I see no posts from you about BLM or LGBTQ+ rights.

Also, I thought this was the day Jamal was supposed to return? This is all just a huge scam.
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Loser
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plissken is just jamal's sockpuppet account. i don't know why we give him attention
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the greatest day arriveth 4.20.18...
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lmao stealing more WWE stuff for the sole purpose of being an annoyance. have fun, plissken.
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TL;DR: Plissken is stealing a copyrighted gimmick from professional entertainer Matt Hardy and should be sued for copyright infringement.
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is there a tl;dr version of that
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I thought all of Plissken's followers drank the Kool Aid and died?
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delete me daddy
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punished plissken
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have you noticed that nobody gives a sh1t about plissken
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shut up