1) I mess around with you in chatbox. I think you're a sad kid who thinks he has it harder than he actually does. I don't dislike you, but I can't say I like you either. You provide pity laughs.

2) Annoying, incessant, like a rash. Go away.

3) I think you were better a long time ago. The way you've grown up as a human being isn't one I have particular interest in getting to know any further than I have, at least through your EM personality. I know you're a lovely person off site when you drop your cold exterior. You're also pretty hot I'd suck your [REDACTED]

4) I've known you for years, but I don't believe we've ever had a 1 on 1 conversation. We have mutual friends and I know by your actions and general personality you're a cool person.

5) Who? I've never heard of this person.

5 more

give me 5

TedTonate says

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you doubt me

these again

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7 please

Yay!