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ErzaScarIet
almost 7 years
That isn't mafia's fault you retrd that is playing to get rid of the drunk which is an okay mafia play. Drunk had to no drunk, just like doc isn't allowed to save. you're a sh1t mod, a sh1t player, and a legit retrd.
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Irrrrakli says

I have roughly 43 accounts on EM.

Endorphins
almost 7 years
shut the up ur a dumb ignorant lmfao drunk was never dying he had to lynch and hope for the 50 ignorant moronic . i mean i agree it would be drunks fault if they tried to nl all game but he didnt and it the fault of the 2 people who forced nl u dumb . now filtered go a duck
UniversalStudios
almost 7 years
Alessandra checking Gingie for and empty roll of toilet paper.
UniversalStudios
almost 7 years
Gokudera posted about her father falling asleep with a honey bun on his chest and her eating it.
Zhuorb
almost 7 years
fúcking LaurieRose took away the good posts
Edark
almost 7 years
I cant believe this photo still existed deep in epicmafia's subforums after the Great Purge
Edark
almost 7 years

TheShane says


Retti says

Just post peta the pear and im sure your thread will be a roaring success




Edark
almost 7 years
At age 7, Crypto ra.ped his father in a bathtub.

On 12/05/2007, Crypto tearfully admitted that at age seven, he rap.ed his father. The encounter unfolded thusly: Daddy came into his bathroom, while he was taking a bath. He stood up out of the water and spread his asscheeks with his hands, and said "Touch my gaycunt, daddy. Touch my worthless gaycunt." Crypto's voice trembled with anticipation. Daddy groaned at such a sight, unable to resist temptation. He loosened his belt and entered Crypto, and said "You are rap.ing me with ra.pe. This is ra.pe." Tears rolled down his cheeks as he Crypto's during the ra.pe.

Crypto's father lived with this shame for several years, then committed suicide.
Edark
almost 7 years
"At age 7, Crypto his father in a bathtub.

On 12/05/2007, Crypto tearfully admitted that at age seven, he his father. The encounter unfolded thusly: Daddy came into his bathroom, while he was taking a bath. He stood up out of the water and spread his asscheeks with his hands, and said "Touch my gaycunt, daddy. Touch my worthless gaycunt." Crypto's voice trembled with anticipation. Daddy groaned at such a sight, unable to resist temptation. He loosened his belt and entered Crypto, and said "You are me with . This is ." Tears rolled down his cheeks as he Crypto's during the .

Crypto's father lived with this shame for several years, then committed suicide."
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UnknownGangster says


Recidivism says

Alright well I'm going to go ahead and send this to the FBI, I guess you can expect to be locked up in a week or so


Go right ahead. Please seriously do. When they read it they will see how you derailed [my thread] and bullied me without any provocation and how I deserved none of what you have done here.

mindful
almost 7 years
"i will literally cut my p3nis if this is wrong" - pranay
Jeff
almost 7 years

yachi says


Jeff says

I HAVE NEVER FACED A LOSS AS BRUTAL AS THIS ONE. SCUM SLIPPED 3 TIMES. I POINTED THIS OUT VERY THOROUGHLY AND I STILL GOT LYNCHED. "KAI" IS PROBABLY A GAME THROW ACCOUNT AS INDICATED BY HIS REACTION TO LYNCHING ME IN POST GAME. IF HE'S NOT A TOSS ACCOUNT HE'S AN INBRED PIECE OF SH'IT THAT WAS THROWN AGAINST A WALL 57 F'ING TIMES BECAUSE HE'S THE MOST MORONIC FING AHOLE I'VE COME ACROSS ON THIS WEBSITE IN A REALLY DECENT AMOUNT OF TIME.



who the hell wrote this


soda
deletedalmost 7 years

AnonymousMafia says

Now I get why you keep pointing out how everyone's laughing at me with you. This is your source of socialising and friendship. Meanwhile I got real life friends who wouldn't just laugh at you but would curbstomp you beyond recognition as yoru jaw hangs loose and then use their actual law degrees to put you behind bars for the cyberbullying you've probably done worse to many other people. Yeah, stick with these bunch of losers you call your online friends, I feel do intimidated by their laughing at me.

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AnonymousMafia says

I protected the kids like you and even befriended any of them, Lacey. The halls monitor united have closest relationships with teachers and really run the school. Bullies just think they do.

yachi
almost 7 years

Jeff says

I HAVE NEVER FACED A LOSS AS BRUTAL AS THIS ONE. SCUM SLIPPED 3 TIMES. I POINTED THIS OUT VERY THOROUGHLY AND I STILL GOT LYNCHED. "KAI" IS PROBABLY A GAME THROW ACCOUNT AS INDICATED BY HIS REACTION TO LYNCHING ME IN POST GAME. IF HE'S NOT A TOSS ACCOUNT HE'S AN INBRED PIECE OF SH'IT THAT WAS THROWN AGAINST A WALL 57 F'ING TIMES BECAUSE HE'S THE MOST MORONIC FING AHOLE I'VE COME ACROSS ON THIS WEBSITE IN A REALLY DECENT AMOUNT OF TIME.



who the hell wrote this
Jeff
almost 7 years
"Please mod me." -Justrec
deletedalmost 7 years
https://epicmafia.com/topic/87699 This whole thread
deletedalmost 7 years

UnknownGangster says


Recidivism says


UnknownGangster says


Recidivism says

After that post, you might as well be wearing a flashing neon sign around your neck saying "I got bullied in high school"


I did get bullied in high school. I also put each and every bully in their place, even getting one eventually expelled from the school by helping the teachers catch him with weed on him.


Sounds like your classmates loved you


If they didn't love me they feared me soon enough and that's exactly how I wanted it.

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UnknownGangster says


Recidivism says

It's hard to cower before someone locked in a locker


It's easy to cower before someone who has both the teachers and your former victims on his side as he makes you pss yourself begging him to stop making everyday of school hell for you.

Jeff
about 7 years
I wish I remembered who Justrec was directing that post at.
Jeff
about 7 years
Don't let me get on your contradictive a$$, because I'm also confused. At least I still play mafia, you're part of the group who sits on the forums talking about the rules, reports, which mod is doing a good job, which rule should be removed and barely even plays mafia if at all. When was the last time YOU played enough hearts to even be considered for a trophy in one round let alone two in a row? Why do you care that the rule should be removed? Im sure my answer will be similar to yours.
deletedabout 7 years

LaserVP says

This is coming from the person who hard defended someone who lynched me in a 3-way against them because he was CONFIRMED MAF. This was during a trophy run, and then proceeded to tell me to stop crying about it and how he was a God at EM.

So I find this entire rant to be hypocritical. And really funny. You deserved it


Another winning post for my archive of favorite posts
Jeff
about 7 years

LaserVP says


Jeff says

I HAVE NEVER FACED A LOSS AS BRUTAL AS THIS ONE. SCUM SLIPPED 3 TIMES. I POINTED THIS OUT VERY THOROUGHLY AND I STILL GOT LYNCHED. "KAI" IS PROBABLY A GAME THROW ACCOUNT AS INDICATED BY HIS REACTION TO LYNCHING ME IN POST GAME. IF HE'S NOT A TOSS ACCOUNT HE'S AN INBRED PIECE OF SH'IT THAT WAS THROWN AGAINST A WALL 57 F'ING TIMES BECAUSE HE'S THE MOST MORONIC FING AHOLE I'VE COME ACROSS ON THIS WEBSITE IN A REALLY DECENT AMOUNT OF TIME.



This is coming from the person who hard defended someone who lynched me in a 3-way against them because he was CONFIRMED MAF. This was during a trophy run, and then proceeded to tell me to stop crying about it and how he was a God at EM.

So I find this entire rant to be hypocritical. And really funny. You deserved it


What I posted was something Soda said, but nice try sis!
LaserVP
about 7 years

Jeff says

I HAVE NEVER FACED A LOSS AS BRUTAL AS THIS ONE. SCUM SLIPPED 3 TIMES. I POINTED THIS OUT VERY THOROUGHLY AND I STILL GOT LYNCHED. "KAI" IS PROBABLY A GAME THROW ACCOUNT AS INDICATED BY HIS REACTION TO LYNCHING ME IN POST GAME. IF HE'S NOT A TOSS ACCOUNT HE'S AN INBRED PIECE OF SH'IT THAT WAS THROWN AGAINST A WALL 57 F'ING TIMES BECAUSE HE'S THE MOST MORONIC FING AHOLE I'VE COME ACROSS ON THIS WEBSITE IN A REALLY DECENT AMOUNT OF TIME.



This is coming from the person who hard defended someone who lynched me in a 3-way against them because he was CONFIRMED MAF. This was during a trophy run, and then proceeded to tell me to stop crying about it and how he was a God at EM.

So I find this entire rant to be hypocritical. And really funny. You deserved it