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about 7 years

There's been so many " Daily _ " On the moment, so i tought to mix all of the ideas i had right here, on this post, maybe " Daily Horoscope " Or " Daily Job " or " Daily Tomorrow's Weather " Right here, because some people seem to enjoy this. Now i won't promise to post here EVERYDAY, in fact i will be really REALLY inactive but whatever.

Anyways here's a countdown for nothing at all.

almost 7 years
I am sorry but due to problems this thread has to be locked.
almost 7 years
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Toss squash with 2 tablespoons olive oil, 1 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Arrange on baking sheet; roast 35 to 40 minutes or until squash is tender, stirring occasionally.

Meanwhile, in 10" skillet, toast pumpkin seeds, cumin seed and oregano on medium 3 minutes or until fragrant, stirring. Remove from heat; set aside. In same skillet, heat remaining 1 tablespoon olive oil on medium. Add onion, tomatillos, garlic and jalapeno; cook 5 minutes or until slightly browned. Place vegetables, pumpkin seeds and spice mixture in blender or food processor. Pulse a few times; then add stock, coconut milk, parsley, cilantro, 3/4 teaspoon salt and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Process until smooth. Makes 3 cups.

Return mixture to skillet; simmer on medium stirring often, 15 to 20 minutes or until slightly thickened. Divide rice and squash among 4 bowls; dollop with sauce. Serve remaining sauce on the side. Garnish with cilantro and lime wedges.
almost 7 years
Daily Vegan Recipe

Roasted Squash and Pumpkin Seed Mole Bowls

You will need

1 large butternut squash, peeled and cut into 1" chunks

3 tbsp. olive oil

1/2 c. raw shelled pumpkin seeds, plus more for garnish

1/2 tsp. cumin seeds

1/2 tsp. dried oregano

1/2 onion, cut into wedges

2 tomatillos, husked and halved

2 cloves garlic, halved

1 jalapeno chile, sliced

3/4 c. vegetable stock

1/2 c. coconut milk

1/2 c. parsley, chopped

1/4 c. packed cilantro, chopped, plus more for garnish

Lime wedges, for garnish

Cooked rice, for serving
almost 7 years
Daily weather prediction for next day


9ºC

Chilli Willy Day

High humidity and some low temperatures tell us that the air will not be hot. So as mom said: "Put on a coat my love." The fishermen say: "The fish taste richer with this climate", something that scientists do not explain well but believe it is by natural laws.
almost 7 years

Sagitarius

The stars say you have a lawsuit for possesing child sexual movies. ¡YOU ARE SICK!


Capricornius

You will have an airplane crash and you will be stuck in an island with an old grumpy man.


Aquarius

Excellent day to do everything you have wanted, because tomorrow you will end up dead.


Piscis

Today aliens will stop reading your mind along with the government agencies, so stop wearing that tin foil hat... Me and your dad are worried.
almost 7 years

Leo


Venezuela will launch its first satelite to space, and please put a helmet on.


Virgo

You will get your hand stuck in a door forever and you will become famous and they will make a whole movie about it which isn't actually good but you do get acknowledged and a movie blogger makes a thread called " Did the " DoorMan " movie have to be bad? " And points on how it could have been changed to be a better movie and then a guy will see this and make an animated series that is about a ripoff, but an actually good ripoff of the " DoorMan " movie without the flaws and all the good things the movie blogger mentiones and it will become really well known and appreciated. It will be an interesting dream.


Libra


You will go to a hypnosis show and volunteer. The hypnotist forgot to un-hypnotize you and now every time the phone rings, you cackle and put eggs


Scorpio

You will have an interesting week, your grandma will reveal to you she is actually a man, you will discover the fact that you are adopted and your dead pet will come back to life for 5 seconds and then dissapear.
almost 7 years
Daily Horoscope

Aries

Today you will read a prediction on a horoscope that is really unstrustable.

Taurus

Today houses will be in your favour, if you want to rob something from a house, do it, you won't get caught!


Geminis

Do not talk with any mods today. Do not talks with mods at all.


Cancer


A dog will bite you and you will get rabies, its owner will pay you an economic compensation and you will become a millionaire
almost 7 years
Daily Futurama Episode

Lethal Inspection

Bender discovers that he has no backup capabilities--meaning that he is mortal, and he and Hermes travel to Mexico so that he can take out his frustrations on his inspector. Generate Next Episode
about 7 years
can i get a daily burn of those who shamelessly copy my formula without even putting in effort to crop pictures to make sure they're properly sized and visibility is clearest
about 7 years
can i get a daily recently em-divorced user
about 7 years


Daily lucid day 3
about 7 years


Daily lucid day 2
about 7 years

quiche says

would like to request for daily hidden pear location!!


Secret!
about 7 years
Daily Fun Fact

The woolly mammoth was still around when the pyramids were being built.

Daily Song

about 7 years
Daily Vegan Recipe

Summer Pesto Pasta

Ingredients
1 lb. spaghetti
2 ears corn, shucked
1 medium yellow squash, cut into 1/2"-thick slices
1 medium zucchini, cut into 1/2"-thick slices
1 small bell pepper, seeded and cut into sixths
4 green onions, trimmed
2 tbsp. olive oil
1 lemon
1/2 c. store-bought refrigerated pesto
1 pt. grape tomatoes, halved
1/4 c. packed fresh parsley, chopped

Heat grill on medium-high. Cook spaghetti as label directs. Rinse, drain well and let cool completely.

In large bowl, toss corn, squash, zucchini, bell pepper and onions with oil and 1/2 teaspoon each salt and black pepper until well coated. Grill corn, turning, 10 minutes or until charred in spots. Grill squash, zucchini and bell pepper 4 to 6 minutes or until tender and grill marks appear, turning once. Grill onions 2 minutes or until tender and slightly charred, turning occasionally.

Into large bowl, from lemon, grate 1/2 teaspoon zest and squeeze 2 tablespoons juice. Whisk in pesto and 1/2 teaspoon each salt and pepper.

Chop squash, zucchini, pepper and onions; add to bowl with pesto. Cut kernels from cobs; add to bowl along with tomatoes, parsley and cooked pasta. Toss to combine. Serve at room temperature.
about 7 years
Daily Person's Quotes

Today's Daily Person Quotes is... Aristotles!

" I invented ethics to differentiate fun from morality. " - Aristotles about Ethics.

" The ultimate goal of man is the happiness that only eating bread can produce. " - Aristotles about the pleasure of consuming aliments made of flour.

Other People's Critiques

" What a donkey, He refuted everything I said, one day I was hungry, I said it and he argued saying that it was an idea only, such a fool " - Pluton about his faithful student Aristotles

" Why does ether not appear in any RPG? " - Simurgh30, On Aristotles's theories.
about 7 years
Daily Fat User

Rolll the drumss please


Spoiler
DailyKoreaboo
about 7 years
Daily Words & Symbol

Daily words are...

Hulk

A character of Marvel Comics that in its mating season increases its size, strength and dyes its skin a greenish color. He is currently happily married to Fiona and has three children

Black Comedy/Dark Comedy

It is said of the jokes that are told in Africa.

Daily Symbol is

·

1. Dead Pixel
2. A fly's poop.
about 7 years
Just Today's Daily is...

Daily Pokemon!



Today's Daily Pokemon is Scyther, a Pokémon with blades that can make mince a rookie Pokémon trainer in turn. It is the product of a mutation of the mischievous praying mantis, which has eight times its average height, therefore, it will not have the slightest pity to the average hunting animal.
about 7 years
Daily Weather Prediction For Next Day - America



There will be hot winds in the united states and australia. In canada there will be acid rains, In the city of New York it is recommended to flee as soon as possible due to inundation. In the city of Ottawa, a monster is predicted in the city, please protect children and the elderly, which is what you will eat if you have no other food resource after the attack.
about 7 years
Daily Futurama Episode
The Why Of Fry

Fry learns that his accidental freezing 1004 years earlier wasn't an accident and he is given a choice that could prevent its happening, but at a cost.
about 7 years
Daily Horoscope has been cancelled for today just today and Daily Sad News will be replaced with Daily Fun Fact due to technical problems, and Daily Sad News will be replaced with a daily fun fact. nothing else came to mind so here's the picture of a cow eating grass.

about 7 years
would like to request for daily hidden pear location!!
about 7 years
Let stand 30 minutes instead of 10 if you want that CRISP.
about 7 years
Daily Vegan Recipe

Crispy Tofu Bowl

Ingredients
14 oz. extra-firm tofu
1/2 small red onion, very thinly sliced
1/4 c. red wine vinegar
1/4 c. Thai sweet chili sauce
1 tbsp. olive oil
1 seedless cucumber, chopped
3 tbsp. cornstarch
2 tbsp. vegetable oil
1 c. quinoa, cooked
2 tbsp. roasted cashew halves
Parsley leaves, for garnish

Slice tofu 1/4 inch thick. Place on cutting board between paper towels; top with baking sheet. Top with large cans or other weight; let stand 10 minutes. Soak red onion in cold water.

Whisk red wine vinegar and Thai sweet chili sauce, olive oil and 1/4 teaspoon salt. Pat onion dry; toss with half of vinaigrette and cucumber.


Sprinkle tofu on both sides with cornstarch. In 12-inch skillet, heat vegetable oil on medium-high until hot. Carefully add tofu. Cook until deep golden brown, 2 to 3 minutes per side. Drain on paper towels.

Divide quinoa among 4 bowls. Top each with salad, roasted cashew halves, parsley leaves and tofu.