I had alarms set up, I had my model favourited, I was prepared for the iPhone X preorder. The app didn't fking work until 16 minutes after it was supposed to, and by the time I got in it was 2-3 weeks. I'm absolutely pissed, especially at fktards saying "hurr durr you should have set alarms". I did. Apple fked it up.

Me and my friend are going to camp out the Apple Store from thursday evening. Thanks, apple.