hi rctnk

Wow rigby

Wow

Rigby

Wow

hi

woah

hey guys heres another update: im infiltrating his friend group and had a very nice chat with his bff about worms and im getting some good feelings about the situation but also i dont want to get my hopes up,. also sorry for not playing a lot recently i have depression

update: i just called witj him for the first time and his voice is sooooo cute and also im depressed because i was so anxious and awkward and my #Paranoia is telling me he hates me but you know what. its fine

kek playing splatoon, who would even do that.

woah is right datbandicoot, i can't believe homophobia still exists in this day and age :/ anyways im playing splatoon with him rn and still crying a liuttle bit because im so happy. !

woah

kek loving another man, who would even do that.

holy crap

rigby says

he drew me a picture and im actually for real crying a little bit because its the most beautiful picture i've ever seen. i guess this is just a crush thread now huh. someone should make like an actual crush thread where people can just talk about their crushes i think that would be cute.also if he ever joined epcimafia and saw all of this i would be dead

https://epicmafia.com/topic/82244

he drew me a picture and im actually for real crying a little bit because its the most beautiful picture i've ever seen. i guess this is just a crush thread now huh. someone should make like an actual crush thread where people can just talk about their crushes i think that would be cute.also if he ever joined epcimafia and saw all of this i would be dead

oh my god

that


that's gay bro

ive had a fulltime crush on this person for about 2-3 whole days and im already dying because of it like literally i. cant stop thinking about him i think thats pretty gay? also i have no where else to talk about this because he follows me on like everything else and i dont want to give myself away so instead i have to be annoying about it here! also im depressed

no

oh i get it its a girl (guy in real life)

its not you shwartz sorry

how do you know your crush doesnt play on this site by the username shwartz99

its no one on this website actually i probably should have said that,. if i had a crush on anyone here i wouldnt be posting about it

no

hehe never posted in this thread so i guess that's me

i thought i closed crush applications. anyways cvrush applications are closed now because i have a big f*cking crush on someone (not anypne in this thread sorry folks!) and idk how to deal

What is your opinion on opposums - I don't know what the hell an opposum is but sounds pretty gay.

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