So one winter night, I get this call. My docs office girl called me for a normal checkup, she says one of my parameters indicates i need an extra check. So 17 year old me dressed up and came in unsuspicious, for a normal checkup; I later figured it was because up to my BMI i'm overweight. Little was the doc surprised when he asked me to put my 2 layer of sweartshirts off for a heart rate check, to reveal my at the time 8 pack. was a :doge: time.
Why would you choose to write in broken English on forums about a pointless subject, when you can be a grammar german and trash talk like me? I don't understand that. I'm just so confused.
I was on the train today and this woman was writing a post on a forum, telling her friends ELOHEL #Mesowitty, amirite? BFF 4eva. Like actual what the fudge. Stop, that's just unhealthy. Go seek help, a shrink that prevents you from killing yourself when guys don't confirm you're pretty enough
A fat man once saw a classified in newspaper, a sexy wait loss program and he enrolled in it.
First task to lose 5kg weight: A tall, hot blonde gil arrives and tells him that they are gonna play a run chase and if he catches her, he gets to fuc'k her. He passed the task and lost 5kg but almost missed the girl by a few seconds.
He then enrolls for 10kg weight loss, getting to chase a girl even hotter than the first one, he tries his best, loses 10kg but just missed the girl by a fraction of second.
He then goes on to enroll for a 20kg weight loss program, they asked "its hard, you really want to join this one too?" He says hes ready, now
Again a run chase but this time, A black guy arrives and tells him "If I catch you, I get to fuc'k you".
