Lol what Recidivism that 8 queens problem is so easy, I just clicked that link and put 8 queens on randomly and got it..

Tatami says

Recidivism you're like a good 4-5 years behind with this groundbreaking mafia epiphany.

That I am the best ever? Thanks man, I do like to be flattered.

Recidivism you're like a good 4-5 years behind with this groundbreaking mafia epiphany.

I'm the little kid from Searching for Bobby Fischer of Epicmafia

i'm the Bobby Fischer of EpicMafia

http://www.brainmetrix.com/8-queens/

Here is a puzzle I can't solve, and you get a million dollars if you can put 8 queens on different spots of the board without threatening one another and translate it into a scaling algorithm

My record is seven :(

This is a simple game, I've solved it. If you want a good puzzle, try chess.

i just wanna know who the third best player is so i can invite them to my 3 player setup (day start w/ 2 blues 1 nilla) so i can have a real fun exciting game of mafia consisting of 3 of the very best players ever. that is, after i finish watching season 3 of narcos

You are a fine player James, easily one of the best (though let's not suck the ghost of your d.ick too hard, my Triumphant account blew your stats away)

But why, James, does being good at this game matter to you?

no, we need to get sims laid

And anyway you can be clear every game. There are two ways

A. Instead of scumhunting, spend your 120 seconds making people afraid of how mean you'll be if they lynch you

B. Instead of scumhunting, spend your 120 seconds making people like you so that they naturally do not want to lynch you if they have another option

Mafia, the game, solved. Next puzzle please.

We need to get you laid dude

a ton of ppl hate me too and i still maintained like 68% in comp since my unban. on my tryhard accounts which people didnt know was me i maintained 70% win rate across 130k points

not being hated does help even if it's a slight difference

if i was clear every game i'd prolly win 99% of my games in like a few minutes too. i have insanely good clutch reads

I am the best player ever, for sure, because even now after using the epicmafia forums as my diary and making a ton of epicmafia people dislike me, I can win the game handily in 120 seconds of participation flat.

No amount of revisionist history will make you a better player than Jaguar.

I nominate myself for spots 1, 2, and 3, because I can win 55% of the time spending less than 2 minutes in the game tab