about 7 years

Shwartz99 says

I wish that this thread was revived


wish granted
i wish that i get 20 epicmafia tokens
about 7 years
I wish that this thread was revived
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I wish kinder chocolate was included in mcdonalds menu
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I wish that


life gave candy instead of lemons...
about 7 years
I wish whenever someone said "I wish" they become communist and spread chicken love across the world.
over 7 years

BaneofMafia says

I really wish BurntToast could have another wish.


Your mind is being brainwashed and extorted by the media and capitalism. As per Baneofmafia's wish, I shall not grant your wish. Nice try, poser.
over 7 years

BaneofMafia says

I really wish Shwartz99 could only have one wish and it has to include cotton candy.


Your mind is being brainwashed and extorted by the media and capitalism. As per Baneofmafia's wish, I shall not grant your wish. Nice try, poser.
over 7 years

Volta says

I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Wish granted! You have two Stargazey Pies, a Stargazey Pie large, a century egg with extra fish eggs dip, a Casu marzu, two Jellied Moose Noses, one with soy cheese, and a large club soda.
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I really wish BurntToast could have another wish.
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I really wish Shwartz99 could only have one wish and it has to include cotton candy.
over 7 years
It is unique.
over 7 years

Shwartz99 says

I wish for a finite number 1¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰ wishes that you grant when I begin a sentence with "I really wish..." and cannot be used while I am unconscious, hypnotized or extorted by any other 3rd parties as these wishes are exclusive to me and they also cannot be used in a malicious manner against me by me or to add any more wishes.


UNIQUE wishes only, sir.
over 7 years

Kapuchino says

i wish i could change


Granted, the concept of change is continuous as the properties of individuals are manipulated within and between systems. As we speak, according to the quantum theory of fields, the many fields of particles are transferring energy between other fields through spatial coordinates and magnitude across spacetime. Each increment of time allows everchanging exchange between the system of your body (determined by self-identity of mind and body) and the environment.
over 7 years
I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
over 7 years
I wish for a finite number 1¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰ wishes that you grant when I begin a sentence with "I really wish..." and cannot be used while I am unconscious, hypnotized or extorted by any other 3rd parties as these wishes are exclusive to me and they also cannot be used in a malicious manner against me by me or to add any more wishes.
over 7 years

BaneofMafia says

I wish for a finite number 10¹⁰ wishes that you grant when I begin a sentence with "I really wish..." and cannot be used while I am unconscious, hypnotized or extorted by any other 3rd parties as these wishes are exclusive to me and they also cannot be used in a malicious manner against me by me or to add any more wishes.




Granted. They're all yours and exclusively yours. Feel free to wish to your heart's content.
over 7 years
i wish i could change
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I wish for a finite number 10¹⁰ wishes that you grant when I begin a sentence with "I really wish..." and cannot be used while I am unconscious, hypnotized or extorted by any other 3rd parties as these wishes are exclusive to me and they also cannot be used in a malicious manner against me by me or to add any more wishes.
over 7 years

FilthyLawn says

I wish for all the girls on EM to marry me.


Granted. She's all that matters, anyways.
over 7 years

LekkuLoverJeff says

I wish J J Abrams pays heavily for his crimes against Star Wars and to a lesser extent Star Trek.


https://epicmafia.com/topic/81601

Granted. No sequel memes will ever see the podium of best characters, and criticism has free reign over the internet.
over 7 years

BurntToast says

I wish lemon didnt get 20 tokens


Granted.
over 7 years

lemonize says

I wish for 20 tokens


Unique wishes only
over 7 years

Pieoverload says

Hello, Genie. I come from a long line of toothpick manufacturers, my grandfather broke off from the company fifty years ago, ever since that fateful decision I have had a gruesome rivalry with my cousin.

The toothpick business is cutthroat, and I am at my wits end, the profits for my company have gone down, my family hates me, and my dog won't play with the toy I bought him.

Great genie, I wish for the secret to manufacture high quality toothpicks at half the cost, this is my last and only chance to outmatch my cousin, may the wood never pick you like it picked me.


Wish granted, your cousin met a gruesome fate in a toothpick accident. In his final will, all of his assets, including stocks, have been transferred to your name. You are now in full control of his toothpick industry, and using his money it now costs you 0 dollars.
over 7 years
I wish for all the girls on EM to marry me.
over 7 years

o59359 says

can i get uhhh ice cream?


Wishes only, sir