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since my unban -- stats on this account:

  • Round 559 -> 32-18 (1 loss was refunded)
  • Round 565 -> 26-12
  • Round 586 -> 21-8
  • Round 594 -> 7-4
  • Round 614 -> 2-0
  • Round 619 -> 2-0
  • Round 625 -> 1-1
  • Round 726 -> 3-1

Total stats in comp: 92/135

even with ppl constantly throwing against me, ive still maintained over 68% WR in comp.

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Tenacity says


Plexar says


Jeff says

if you call me a virgin I'll gladly take my virginity back


Grown Man In His Twenties Doesn't Know How Sexual Intercourse Works


Grown Man In His Twenties Can't Read Sarcasm


"sarcasm" sureeeeeeeeeeee, nice backpedalling.

also i'm 17 lol
Tenacity
over 7 years
James how did you miss my other 5 accounts I thought you knew everything
Tenacity
over 7 years

Plexar says


Jeff says

if you call me a virgin I'll gladly take my virginity back


Grown Man In His Twenties Doesn't Know How Sexual Intercourse Works


Grown Man In His Twenties Can't Read Sarcasm
Tenacity
over 7 years

BigBadBoy says

u dont need to take it back when u still have it ...


lmfao
Plexar
over 7 years

Jeff says

if you call me a virgin I'll gladly take my virginity back


Grown Man In His Twenties Doesn't Know How Sexual Intercourse Works
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deletedover 7 years
u dont need to take it back when u still have it ...
Jeff
over 7 years
if you call me a virgin I'll gladly take my virginity back
deletedover 7 years
that's not how it works fella
Jeff
over 7 years
hey guys James gave me my virginity ty I lost it but now it's been found ily
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got em'
deletedover 7 years
ive tried it with ur mom ik what it is, gay virgin ret.ard haha
Jeff
over 7 years
That's not what 69 means you virgin
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or shud i say it's going both ways bc 69 haha
deletedover 7 years
it's now above 69% wins. it's only going up .. going for 70%
UniversalStudios
over 7 years

achiee says

don't indirect me lol BigBadBoy and Zovea are better players than I am


smarter maybe, but at the end of the day too many people are waiting on you to act for them, something guys like us don't get to experience.
Tatami
over 7 years
Honestly I regret posting that. This is pointless.
Tatami
over 7 years

UniversalStudios says

There was a reason you guys weren't in my league when I came back in '11 and it was because you guys were too busy sucking off how well you read each other to compete against each other.


rofl

UniversalStudios says

It's a shame that breaking that up tore a whole in how you guys interacted with each other, but my point is that there aren't enough people trying to compete or improve for you to claim that we can't compare eras


I never said we can't compare eras. I said the opposite.

I claim that on average, players are better now, and that among top players, there is never any major lack of talent.
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Rooo says

achie is doing really good on rounds too. another abc tier player.


Man you gotta stop
Rooo
over 7 years
achie is doing really good on rounds too. another abc tier player.
achiee
over 7 years
don't indirect me lol BigBadBoy and Zovea are better players than I am
JeffreyAaron
over 7 years
I was honored to be on your list until it ended with Zovea and Xerox and now I feel memed on.
cozy
over 7 years
Ur the mvp
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i find it gets tiring how i play when i tryhard (like i did on windswept/darron/plexar/matthewfox/turdos etc) bc sometimes u get players who refuse to listen to a mountain of logic and it just feels sh!tty
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UniversalStudios says


Tatami says

It's not a husk. The players are fine.


There is a clear lack of good players since this game is rarely played rationally.


there r some good players like jeff, vilden, private, sonseray, dyl, soda, zovea, xxerox

but there's a lack of god tier players like me/maxwell/crypto/jaguar/soben/gira/fantastic