It is difficult for me to even begin all the reasons why the administration team at EpicMafia irritates me like no other entity I have ever encountered before. Even thinking of all the atrocities I could begin with leave me with a heavy heart and I honestly feel that if I decided to projectile vomit excorcist style directly onto my keyboard the chunks of semidegsted food and sticky gobs of bile would somehow press the keys in the exact correct order to convey to you the amount of disgust I have experienced dealing with these truly abhorrent individuals which do nothing but waste oxygen and fill the atmosphere with their toxic rank tuna garlic breath that you can find at EpicMafia HQ.

The building is kept in a perpetual state of utter and complete filth which is maintained by a reverse mirror janitorial crew directed by Bebop (the only thing hes allowed to do anymore because hes so good at ruining things) which is paid to keep the office as sticky and pest infested as possible. Another thing about Bebop... He even sleeps in the garbage chute of his own volition as he believes it helps spread the rancid garbage stench around already putrid smelling building as he does his daily activities. One time I decided to use the single working Keurig coffee machine at EpicMafia HQ which is kept in the maintenance closet on the 3rd floor. I decided to use one of the caramel macchiato pods and I honestly almost vomited when I found that Bebop had personally emptied out every single plastic container available for the Keurig and personally filled them with live black soldier ants. When I approached Philip "Lucid" Wang on the issue via email he sought me out and entered my office seemingly without making a noise or opening the door and looked at me with an excited expression and said "I like the ant Coffee.. It makes it crunchy." and then left immediately as quickly and as mysteriously as he came.

I could not believe that this was actually happening to me at EpicMafia HQ, a place where dreams are supposedly made real. This was no dream. It was a hellish nightmare where they constantly remind you that you are an indentured servant of EpicMafia for as long as the contract states and you can still hear the chains rattling in the basement as Kenny and Hima try to break free from the evil clutches of EpicMafia administration.