Epicmafia

AMA

deletedover 7 years

Hey everyone this is your survivor lobby god/king/chief

AKA the boy who cried wolf...twice

AKA the urologist

AKA sweet baby ray, the founder of the sauce

and I decided to do this AMA as a way for you, the people (https://youtu.be/De2VJBmXExw?t=2m12s), to better get to know me.

I'll answer every question honestly except for the questions which I do not wish to answer honestly. Those I will either answer dishonestly or ignore completely. Pretty standard AMA, AMA!

Bring Back the 5 Dollar Footlong

8 signed

Nobody gives a flying f.ck about your 6 dollar sub of the day

Of all my obvious positive qualities, which would you say is the most impressive?

JohnBatman

over 7 years

what's ur favourite type of flower?

deletedover 7 years

deandean says

If I'm tied on some train tracks, and a train is barreling down at me, but you can turn the tracks and have it hit 5 random nobodies you don't know, do you turn the tracks?

You just took the trolley problem and deandean'd all over it. In your weird variant of this problem, I would switch the tracks as long as the 5 people were random strangers I had never met, yes.

deletedover 7 years

I don't know why it quoted that, blame my phone

deletedover 7 years

Anxiety says

jack says

what does it mean for someone to achieve the illustrious title of 'pretty good'?

Oh man. This is a real doozy of a question, and I'm glad you've brought it up if only for the public awareness factor. Being "pretty good" is the highest title in any field a person can achieve. For example, a scientist who earns a Nobel prize in their field is likely to be "pretty good", though not always. An MLB player who earns season MVP honors likely had a "pretty good" season, but not always.

"pretty good" is a title that shows penultimate respect. One can be elite without being "pretty good".

"pretty good" is not an exact science, and is praise only to be given to those who achieve something truly spectacular in their given field.

If you have any questions on whether or not a specific thing or person is "pretty good", I'm pretty good at answering those kinds of things.

If I'm tied on some train tracks, and a train is barreling down at me, but you can turn the tracks and have it hit 5 random nobodies you don't know, do you turn the tracks?

deletedover 7 years

Ally says

what's ur favorite flavor of gum

Hey, a real question. I'm a fan of classic mint but if that answer bores you, this stuffs not bad

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ns3OfZQxkQY/VUxRf1jglgI/AAAAAAAAK4Y/-nMsog0Yjxk/s1600/watermelon.jpg

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deandean says

Do you ever wish you could cry wolf a third time?

That's kind of personal.

deletedover 7 years

what's ur favorite flavor of gum

deletedover 7 years

jack says

what does it mean for someone to achieve the illustrious title of 'pretty good'?

Oh man. This is a real doozy of a question, and I'm glad you've brought it up if only for the public awareness factor. Being "pretty good" is the highest title in any field a person can achieve. For example, a scientist who earns a Nobel prize in their field is likely to be "pretty good", though not always. An MLB player who earns season MVP honors likely had a "pretty good" season, but not always.

"pretty good" is a title that shows penultimate respect. One can be elite without being "pretty good".

"pretty good" is not an exact science, and is praise only to be given to those who achieve something truly spectacular in their given field.

If you have any questions on whether or not a specific thing or person is "pretty good", I'm pretty good at answering those kinds of things.

deletedover 7 years

Do you ever wish you could cry wolf a third time?

deletedover 7 years

deandean says

Anxiety says

jack says

is this an AMA about sailing, the city of London, or the musical Hamilton?

It's not an AMA exclusively about the topics I'm widely considered to be an expert on.

So what can you tell me about the 80s band A Flock Of Seagulls?

I said it's NOT an AMA exclusively about topics I'm an expert on. If I start with Flock Talk now I'll be going all fcking day.

jack

over 7 years

what does it mean for someone to achieve the illustrious title of 'pretty good'?

deletedover 7 years

Anxiety says

jack says

is this an AMA about sailing, the city of London, or the musical Hamilton?

It's not an AMA exclusively about the topics I'm widely considered to be an expert on.

So what can you tell me about the 80s band A Flock Of Seagulls?

deletedover 7 years

jack says

is this an AMA about sailing, the city of London, or the musical Hamilton?

It's not an AMA exclusively about the topics I'm widely considered to be an expert on.

deletedover 7 years

jack says

is my dad ever coming back from getting cigarettes at the store?

He's coming back with cigarettes, beer, and a "special female friend" that you'll call mommy in a couple years.

deletedover 7 years

jack says

what that booty do?

*blushes*

*giggles*

It do.

deletedover 7 years

jack says

where the white women at?

panera bread

jack

over 7 years

is this an AMA about sailing, the city of London, or the musical Hamilton?

jack

over 7 years

is my dad ever coming back from getting cigarettes at the store?

jack

over 7 years

what that booty do?

jack

over 7 years

where the white women at?