I'll answer every question honestly except for the questions which I do not wish to answer honestly. Those I will either answer dishonestly or ignore completely. Pretty standard AMA, AMA!
Bring Back the 5 Dollar Footlong
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Nobody gives a flying f.ck about your 6 dollar sub of the day
You just took the trolley problem and deandean'd all over it. In your weird variant of this problem, I would switch the tracks as long as the 5 people were random strangers I had never met, yes.
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I don't know why it quoted that, blame my phone
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If I'm tied on some train tracks, and a train is barreling down at me, but you can turn the tracks and have it hit 5 random nobodies you don't know, do you turn the tracks?
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what's ur favorite flavor of gum
Hey, a real question. I'm a fan of classic mint but if that answer bores you, this stuffs not bad
what does it mean for someone to achieve the illustrious title of 'pretty good'?
Oh man. This is a real doozy of a question, and I'm glad you've brought it up if only for the public awareness factor. Being "pretty good" is the highest title in any field a person can achieve. For example, a scientist who earns a Nobel prize in their field is likely to be "pretty good", though not always. An MLB player who earns season MVP honors likely had a "pretty good" season, but not always.
"pretty good" is a title that shows penultimate respect. One can be elite without being "pretty good".
"pretty good" is not an exact science, and is praise only to be given to those who achieve something truly spectacular in their given field.
If you have any questions on whether or not a specific thing or person is "pretty good", I'm pretty good at answering those kinds of things.
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Do you ever wish you could cry wolf a third time?
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is this an AMA about sailing, the city of London, or the musical Hamilton?
It's not an AMA exclusively about the topics I'm widely considered to be an expert on.
So what can you tell me about the 80s band A Flock Of Seagulls?
I said it's NOT an AMA exclusively about topics I'm an expert on. If I start with Flock Talk now I'll be going all fcking day.