I'll answer every question honestly except for the questions which I do not wish to answer honestly. Those I will either answer dishonestly or ignore completely. Pretty standard AMA, AMA!
Bring Back the 5 Dollar Footlong
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Nobody gives a flying f.ck about your 6 dollar sub of the day
This is the best thread on the site, actually my favourite, apart from that one thread that one time like 2 years ago maybe?
Do you know which thread I'm talking about?
Is it your favourite thread too?
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When nobody thinks you're good looking. Feelsbadman.
AMA
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Both considered by many to be the best in their field. The punch from Tyson would probably give me less of a headache, but none of the laughs.
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Would you rather get punched in the face by Mike Tyson OR play competitive CSGO with Big Z again?
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As long as you're in the "naughty" column by Dec. 25, we'll talk.
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Awesome, thank you. I don't know if I get a say in sentencing but I encourage the use of the death penalty in serious cases like this.
"Why is humor not on the poll?"
I'm tired of people telling me how funny I am. There's an extremely good looking piece of meat attached to this razor sharp wit, but nobody is interested in talking about that.
Oof. Unfortunately it's simply not a DIY kind of job which is why I can't echo the age old advice enough here: always have someone spot you. After a certain point of bashing in your own skull you'll no longer be able to swing your arms with enough force and precision to make the kind of impact you'll need to reach the mental state required to enjoy this lobby. I would tell your helpful assistant to go until you're dead, and then keep going. Try a smaller game after that and see how it goes.
How many times and with how great a force do I need to cave in my cranium with a hammer to legitimately enjoy survivor lobby? I mean obviously it's going to differ person to person, but your own personal experience will be a sufficient answer.
That's actually an embarrassingly ignorant question. Each flavor or "color" of tootsie pop requires a different amount of licks. The good folks over at Tootsie were kind enough to share the color:lick ratio with me but I see no reason to betray their trust just to sate your curiosity.
Nice try. Dlck.
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That "dyslexic" strength is real yo. Also how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop Roll?
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I think of it more as saving the train from Dean. He's insanely strong due to his dyslexia.
The Marshall Mathers LP
but I really like chance's 10 day mixtape too
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indica
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u should've let dean get hit by the train
also if you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be
