since people keep asking to be modded, please ask here so I can reject them all in one convenient location. if I'm feeling frisky I might even make up a funny reason why you can't be mod, but probably not
please fill out this questionnaire to amuse me:
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how do you feel?
what in this world do you hold dearest?
think of a new name for sandbox
if you were asking the questions, what would they be?
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your parents must be proud -1 points the poor quality of this answer is redeemed only by the pun quality of this answer +0 points mafia is actually a party game, so you answered correctly +2 points just convert to judaism oy vey -1 points yeah yeah i get the joke but say what you will nothing's more dead than these references at this point -3 points
hate those things -1 points i like those +3 points idk what that is but +1 points i really don't know what that is -1 points hate those things -2 points
i feel sorry for you +-1 points all i have is this hope it helps +1 points thanks for being honest +1 points : ( points how would i know +? points
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what is your middle name? hitler how do you feel? all reich why are you here? to party who hurt you? jewish globalism how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? 6 million
all the words didn't make it that interesting but i appreciate them nonetheless +1 points
all the words didn't say much but im pretty shy most of the time even if people don't notice so i like being able to relate +1 points
epicmafia is not fresh don't lie to me -1 points
+0 points for each meanie
would you not then prove them correct, thereby somewhat validating an opinion that really doesn't warrant validation and ultimately doing more to damage yourself -2 points
what is your middle name? Johannesburg how do you feel? Tall why are you here? internet power who hurt you? myself how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? as many as it takes
what is your middle name? dont have one how do you feel? dead inside why are you here? irl is scary who hurt you? myself how many innocent victims will you claim as moderator? Only no avis
I actually get asked this quite a lot of times. What IS my middle name? I don't usually partake in sharing the private information, but I like to tell people it's Cecil, which can seem awkward at first but it really has grown on me.
There are many ways I can 'feel' right now. Am I excited? Happy? Sad? All of them. Mostly I feel a bit embarrassed and shy right now, which is rare of me, but you know, gotta live in the now.
I originally joined because I wanted to play mafia sim, but I stuck around because I really enjoy the community. I can contribute a lot and I feel it's really fresh and new.
No one so far
all the cis who feel like their territory is intruded upon by my simple existence, so, probably 5 or 6
eh it's okay +0 points what the f**k did you just say to me -2 points what the f**k did you just call me -5 points im not that kind of person +5 points not for your answer but to prove im a sweetheart i like the part of this answer that i was able to decipher because i find it relatable +3 points
please hurt my feelings i love it when people do that to me
1. my midldle name is nicole 2. i feel desklr good but also reallt sleepy 3. j want you to step on me and my emotions lelasexcub 4. no one, not yet at least. i day yet because i am hoping you will hurt me 6. the only innocent victim i will claim is myself because moderating is something that heurts yourself farm more than it hurts others/;$the communfify hecyse everyone on epicmafia are ungrateful little shïts to tell u the tutrth it's pretty allalljng
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